Downtown Jackson Trash

Wild Animal Exhibition-Downtown Jackson-March 2

2012-02-05T18:05:00.001-06:00

What a treat for downtown residents. On March 2, there will be a wild animal exhibition at Club Volume, compliments of Madison County slimeball Chip Matthews.

Club Monkey

Anyone paying good money to live downtown should take a good look at the 11 monkeys on this flyer. Do you really want any one of these pieces of shit walking around your residences (much less all 11 of them)?

A typical Chip Matthews production. Chip is fond of saying he wants to work together to "solve Jackson's problems." When you hear him say something like that, remember this flyer. Chip Matthews doesn't give a rip about your community, your safety or the quiet enjoyment of your residence. Shit Matthews only cares about temporarily putting some white trash money in his pocket as fast as he can. He's got a short window of opportunity, as he must get as much cash as possible before this dump goes belly up (just like every other bar Chip has ever owned).

As springtime nears and the weather gets warmer, expect more of this garbage. Stay alert.

Whiskey For My Men

2012-02-03T11:47:00.000-06:00

Beer for my horses. That's the first song that came to mind when we heard Attorney General Jim Hood talk about being "on a manhunt." We can just picture Twitty driving home at the end of the day with this blaring on the radio, while he fantasizes that he's a real law enforcement officer running Code 3 to take down an evildoer.

Ultimately, though, after listening to Twitty's billy joe badass 'manhunt' talk for 3 weeks, this song by the original Conway Twitty came to mind. Somehow it just seems to fit.

Thank God for Jim Hood

2012-02-02T16:25:00.000-06:00

The past few weeks have shown us that Attorney General Jim Hood doesn't play. He will relentlessly pursue criminals and convicts that dare break the law or try to play the system. All the way to the ends of Wyoming if necessary. Jim Hood. Our tough-as-nails AG standing between us and manhuntin' the forces of evil.

The message to criminals is clear: When you break the law in Mississippi, Jim Hood will hunt you down and make you pay. No exceptions.

OK, well, almost no exceptions.

JFP Hurts Tat Monkeys' Feelings

2012-01-26T14:27:00.002-06:00

The DJT is very familiar with the thin-skinned nature of the tat-monkey crew that supports downtown Jackson trash bins like Club Volume. Every time we post a story about the community-killers, we get a barrage of logic-challenged BS comments defending the white trash way of life.

Recently, we witnessed a public temper tantrum by some of our more conspicuous tat monkeys that confirmed what we've known for some time: They are all a bunch of little over-indulged, spoiled crybabies with entitlement issues.

Apparently, the local tat monkeys are miffed that they were not included in the Jackson Free Press "Best Of" list this year. So miffed, in fact, that they formed a Facebook page called Anti JFP (Jackson False Press).

So how pissed are they? Check this out:

In addition to this tat trafficker, the bartenders are also distraught:

And then there's some miscellaneous rumblings:

They were also kind enough to give the DJT a random shout-out, although we have nothing to do with the JFP:

But it was refreshing to see a white guy proclaiming his African American heritage:

And not so refreshing to see the obligatory jab at the "lushes at Parlor Market:"

Seriously, though, how pathetic and silly must one be to start crying because they didn't win an award? They got their feelings hurt because they didn't win a JFP "Best Of" award? Seriously? And they're pissed off enough to make a Facebook page to whine about it? Do the idiots not realize that the "best of" is voted on by people who read JFP? If more people had voted for them, they would have won. They did not get enough votes. Therefore, they lost. Maybe they should get their subhuman white trash friends to put the pipe down and go vote for them. Or maybe they just suck.

Losers. Spoiled brats. Over-indulged, self-entitled, crybaby bitches. Fatherless animals that Mommy never told "No." They just don't understand that they are not entitled to win awards. Not entitled to make a nuisance of themselves in other folks' neighborhoods. Not entitled to trash communities. Not entitled to sell drugs. Not entitled, period.

Regular readers of the DJT know that we hold a dim view of Donna Ladd and the JFP. Like many people, we hold the JFP in such low regard that we really don't care what they think (unless, of course, they do something that threatens personal safety or intentionally hurts people). That being said, who is so jealous, petty and pathetic that they form a Facebook page because some obscure, irrelevant drink special flyer didn't recognize their mad skills at white trashery?

Name That Skank

2011-12-28T17:58:00.000-06:00

It's time for the new DJT monthly contest we call "Name That Skank."

Here's how it works. We show you a picture of an alleged skank. If you think you know the identity of said alleged skank, post it in the comments section. The first person to correctly identify the alleged skank wins the monthly "Name That Skank" prize package. This month's prizes include a signed copy of "Pushing Play for Dummies," by DVDJ Reign.

And now, this month's skank:

Bonus Questions:

For bonus prizes, answer the following bonus questions:

1. What was this angel's occupation and who was her employer at the time this photo was taken?; and

2. Which white trash dive bar in downtown Jackson currently employs this hoe?

This month's bonus prize is a framed, autographed picture of DVDJ Clover's Probation Officer, with a Certificate of Authenticity signed by MDOC Commissioner Chris Epps.

Good Luck.

Club Volume Run By Drug Dealer

2011-12-17T10:48:00.002-06:00

Club Volume, the downtown Jackson trash dive that Chip Matthews pretends not to own, has a rather "interesting" young fella at the helm. Sam Pittman, a white dude who gave himself the street name "DVDJ Clover," is one of Chip's front-monkeys at Club Volume. If that name sounds familiar, it may be because Samuel Pittman was one of Chip's partners in Fire, Chip's ~~flagshit~~ flagship bar that he doesn't own.

In addition to running the club, Sam Pittman "performs" there quite frequently. About 4 nights a week he is at Club Volume rockin' his mad skills at pushing "PLAY."

We don't know how long Samuel Pittman a/k/a Clover has been in the DJ business. But we do know that in 2007, the Ridgeland Police Department charged him with being in the methamphetamine business. On April 14, 2007, Ridgeland police officers arrested Samuel Pittman and charged him with possession of 2 to 10 grams of methamphetamine with intent to sell, transfer or distribute. A Madison County grand jury agreed, and issued an indictment against Pittman three months later:

Club Volume Jackson MS Indictment Meth with Intent

Even though Pittman was apparently dumb enough to try to sling rock in Madison County, he wasn't dumb enough to go to trial. Pittman plead guilty to the lesser included felony offense of Possession of Methamphetamine:

Club Volume Jackson MS Conviction Possession of Meth

Interesting move, as Pittman did not have a plea deal from the State. The only "deal" the DA offered was to allow Pittman to plead to the lesser felony Possession charge. There was no recommendation as to the sentence. In September of 2008, Pittman was sentenced to 10 years in the custody of the Mississippi Department of Corrections, with 8 years and 6 months suspended, leaving a year-and-a-half to serve. Pittman was also placed on 5 years of supervised probation after his release from prison.

Club Volume Jackson MS Sentence Possession of Meth

Club Volume Jackson MS Criminal Possession of Meth

By our calculation, Pittman is currently on probation for this conviction. [Note: Evidently MDOC has gotten a lot kinder and gentler here lately, as there was a time when a person on probation would get violated for hanging out in bars all night.]

Folks, this is exactly what we have been talking about with Chip Matthews. The man is not capable of running a reputable business, nor is he capable of surrounding himself with reputable people. Chip Matthews, for all his bullshit to the contrary, has never contributed one positive thing to downtown Jackson. In the past few months alone, Chip has brought us (1) the state-line-dive rendition of the Blue Oyster Bar, (2) Mrs. Crotch Rocket October 2006, and now (3) Sir Meth-a-Lot.

If this is the management, can you imagine the quality of the clientele? Considering that Club Volume is marketed to the lowest of the low class displaced Electric Cowboy crowd, is it really reasonable to believe this dump is going to have anything other than a negative impact on the community?

These are the kind of degenerates and lowlife white trash with whom Chip Matthews surrounds himself. Chip landed his Meth Head friend upon our community, and sees no problem with it. Chip Matthews quite simply does not give a rip about downtown Jackson. He's willing to open any kind of nasty dive, and jump into bed with whatever pieces of crap he thinks it takes, in pursuit of actually having a business that lasted more than a month. If that means bringing convicted meth felons who are still under supervision into our community, then he will do it.

Remember this post the next time you hear one of his illiterate hangers-on talking about how we're so mean, that these are good people trying to "give" us something nice, or whatever else pops into their chemically-powered turbo-charged brains at 3 a.m.

Chip, you need to pack your shit and get out of downtown Jackson. And take your pal DVDJ 8-Ball with you.

Does this picture make me look fat?

2011-12-09T10:05:00.000-06:00

Well here's one for the "Are you f---ing kidding me" file.

At a recent City Council meeting, our elected officials demonstrated how focused they are on issues that really have an impact on the residents of the City of Jackson. Maintaining a disciplined approach to improving our decaying City, our elected officials don't waste time getting sidetracked by frivolous issues such as crime, broken sewers and raggedy streets. No, they concentrate on more pressing and critical issues, such as why Frank Melton's portrait is not up at City Hall, and how it hurts Harvey Johnson's feelings that his own picture from his first term isn't up either.

According to the Clarion-Ledger, City Council President Frank Bluntson asked Mayor Harvey Johnson, Jr. about Melton's portrait at a recent City Council meeting. Apparently, this isn't the first time Mr. Bluntson has addressed the issue with the Mayor.

We'd like to report that Mayor Johnson quickly put Mr. Bluntson in his place, telling the old man "With all the problems we have in the City of Jackson and you come at me with this bulls&!t? That's a disgrace!"

That's what we would like to report. Unfortunately we can't, as King Harvey instead took the opportunity to let everyone know that he is still heavily intoxicated by his own Mayoral Majesty. King Harvey explained that Melton's picture wasn't going up because King Harvey's portrait from his first term (just prior to Melton) hadn't been erected yet. His Mayoral Highness decreed that Melton's picture would be placed on the wall, but not until King Harvey's own monument to Himself was placed there (Melton's portrait will be followed by yet another portrait of King Harvey commemorating the current term).

Just when Jackson residents start looking around wondering if Ashton Kutcher is going to jump out and inform them that they've been punk'd, it gets even better. King Harvey further told the Council that he and his staff have been working diligently to correct the injustice known as Portraitgate. His Majesty said the reason the portraits were not up yet was because

he and city officials have been trying to decide on the right picture and frame for a portrait of himself from his last stint in office.

"As soon as we get the framing switched out and hang my portrait, we'll probably get them both up at the same time."

Yep. The passage of time has done nothing to reduce the size of the massive chips that adorn King Harvey's non-profit shoulders. The Mayor's pettiness in refusing to place Melton's portrait until his own is placed reveals the childish and petty nature of King Harvey's personality. His sensitive little feelings were bruised because the Council did not vote to erect his portrait after he left office (probably because they were trying to forget it). Now that he's back for another ride on the taxpayer gravy train, King Harvey will correct this slight to his massive ego.

Pettiness aside, is King Harvey so vain and impressed with himself that he must waste the time of city officials to choose the perfect picture to memorialize his first term in office? Is King Harvey's ego really that big?

There are major problems in the City of Jackson, yet this arrogant, self-absorbed, Pride-Ridin' bureaucrat is pissing away time trying to figure out which portrait and frame make him look less full of shit. Let us save you some time, Mr. Mayor. You look that way in all of them, so just pick one.

To help Mayor Johnson expedite the portrait selection process, the DJT suggests the following portrait for both terms, as it so accurately captures the essence of the Johnson Administrations:

Denny Crane on Guns

2011-12-07T16:27:00.000-06:00

Denny Crane demonstrates intelligent solutions to crime after getting the perception he is being robbed.

Advance Advisory to Race Pimps: As Boston Legal fans know, Denny Crane was a caricature of the stereotypical ultra conservative, right wing, gun nut. This scene was to perpetuate Crane's hard right credentials, not to stereotype any particular race.

No actual thugs were harmed in the making of this video.

Donna Ladd Hits Rock Bottom

2011-12-04T16:41:00.002-06:00

The problem with calling out Donna Ladd when she ~~lies~~ authors irresponsible, half-baked crap, is that it gives her the thing she so desperately craves: Attention. Therein lies the problem with dealing with a 50 year-old woman with the permanent temperament of a 2 year-old.

The DJT was acutely aware that our post calling BS on her asinine and reckless essay about firearms would feed Donna's lifelong desire for attention. But, considering that her drivel posed lethal risks to anyone foolish enough to follow Donna's advice, we felt it was necessary to let her have a little attention, in order to warn the public of the inherent danger of following Donna's advice.

Predictably, when the LaddFraud saw our post, the twits hit the fan. Donna evidently did not care much for our fair and balanced critique of her patently stupid editorial (as well as her lack of any credentials in the personal protection field). Donna turned her Twitter selector switch to full-auto and fired off a 4-round burst, each wildly missing her intended target.

We publish the results of Donna's drive-by below for your comedic pleasure, each followed by some commentary from the DJT.

The old "I didn't do it" defense. Yes, Donna, you did. When the post first appeared on the JFP website, it clearly identified the author as "Donna Ladd." For some reason, ~~Donna's girlfriend~~ Publisher Todd Stauffer ran over and took Donna's name off the post. Donna now claims this was an error, and that the real author was the JFP "Editorial Board." Right.

Don't you just love the dishonest hair-splitting? She first moans that she didn't write this nonsense, but in the comments section to the post states that although she didn't write the story, she "agrees with it." Donna Ladd is the Editor. She agrees with the editorial. Even if we stretch the benefit of the doubt beyond its functional capacity and assume Donna isn't lying, this is still a distinction without a difference.

This foolish editorial is yours, Donna. Stop trying to blame others for this farce.

This one was as predictable as it is pathetic. Whenever confronted with a strong opposing viewpoint, port-side intelligentsia like Donna Ladd respond by falsely labeling the opposition as either bigots or racists. It's a transparent attempt to marginalize the opposition. Sadly, this is a common tactic by some here in Jackson (just two weeks ago we had another little namby pamby do the same thing because he didn't like something we wrote). There's not a damn thing "bigoted" in our post, unless one claims we are bigoted against insecure, dishonest, agenda-driven, narcissistic, know-it-all journalist-impersonators who give people "advice" that can get them killed. As to that, we will concede the point.

And yes, Donna, we let people comment anonymously here. We also let them say what they want, in whatever way they want, with only a few restrictions. We much prefer this approach to yours, as we are not as comfortable with hypocrisy as you appear to be. We don't shout down or ban commenters because they disagree with us, while letting our pets say whatever they wish. We tolerate the occasional comment that goes off the reservation, in order to avoid the Pot-Meet-Donna system you have on your website.

Hun, you need professional help. If the DJT is trying to "cash in" on fear, we're evidently not doing it right. This site is designed to expose problems and the people that cause them in downtown Jackson. In doing so, our intent is to alleviate those problems. We do not expect or intend to make money. In fact, this site, by its very nature, is a money-losing venture. For example, the incident reports in the Standard Life Auto Burglaries post cost us $159.00. Every time we acquire records for a post, we spend money, not to mention the time, fuel and effort expended in gathering the evidence we post here. It is worth it to us to spend money to educate the public and clean up the riff-raff. To say that the DJT tries to "cash in" by publicizing these issues is nothing short of an outright lie.

Donna's silly editorial did not make us "defensive," as she claims. We responded to that editorial because it was ignorant and written by a person who is an all-knowing expert on everything. It's not defensive to say that Donna Ladd does not know what she is talking about when it comes to personal protection. It is, however, the truth. Donna Ladd has no experience or training of any kind in law enforcement, security or personal protection. Yet Cliffette Claven published this editorial giving people tactical advice on the use of firearms for personal protection. Motivated by her lust for relevance and attention, Donna gave dangerous advice she is not qualified to give. It's not "defensive" to say so.

Our favorite part of this bulltwit is Donna's statement that "people [meaning Donna Ladd] are choosing to do something other than hate about crime." Implication, of course, being that we just sit around and bitch about crime, without doing anything about it. Our question to Donna is, what exactly have you done to prevent crime? As far as we can tell, the only thing you have done is tell people not to do the one thing that will prevent them from becoming the victims of some future JFP mentees. So what specific action has the JFP taken to prevent crime?

As far as your implication that we just "hate" about crime, you are, once again, a liar and a fraud. The DJT doesn't like to toot its own horn, but just ask this violent career criminal what we've done about crime in downtown Jackson. And while you're at it, ask him if he thinks he would be in jail right now if our friends from Springfield Armory had not been there to "assist" us in ending his 20+ year one-man crime wave.

And finally, an invitation to visit the traffic-ailing JFP website. Because, as we said in the beginning, this is nothing more than a desperate cry for attention by Donna. Her crime "manifesto" fell in the woods, and even though many people were around, no one heard it. The reason no one heard it is because no one is listening.

Look for more hissy fits from Donna in the near future. Irrelevancy has reared its ugly head at the JFP. And Donna Just.Can't.Stand.It.

Standard Life Flats Auto Burglaries

2011-12-02T06:00:00.001-06:00

Some of the "Best of the New South" recently had an auto burglary field day outside the Standard Life building in downtown Jackson.

In the early morning hours of November 8, 2011, while Standard Life residents slept, some Jackson animals were outside the building breaking into their vehicles.

Standard Life Flats-Jackson MS-Auto Burglaries

A total of 5 vehicles were burglarized. The modus operandi was the same for all five. The PoS(s) unceremoniously broke a window, rummaged through the contents and took anything they desired.

Even though these crimes occurred at night, these acts were fairly brazen. The vehicles were not parked in some dark and secluded parking lot. The vehicles were parked directly in front of the Standard Life building. [Note: 127 South Roach Street is the street address for Standard Life Flats. 203 East Pearl Street is approximately 30 yards from the main entrance to Standard Life].

The DJT sympathizes with the victims of these crimes. We know how it feels to come out in the morning and have the perception that a window has been broken out of your vehicle. We are well-familiar with the sinking feeling that comes with the perception that all your property has been stolen. Auto burglary is a particularly maddening crime. It's maddening not only because some S-O-B stole your stuff, but also because most auto burglaries are preventable. The Standard Life auto burglaries were certainly preventable, as the burglars announced their intention to commit these crimes 2 days earlier.

On November 6, 2011, just after 1:00 a.m., five (5) cars were perceived to be burglarized just around the corner at 105 East Capitol Street. These cars were parked on Capitol Street about a block from where the later Standard Life auto burglaries occurred.

Downtown Jackson MS Crime-Auto Burglaries-11-6-11

The break-ins on November 6 should have been a major red flag for those responsible for crime prevention in the area. Auto burglars have a tendency to hit the same area multiple times before moving on to other areas. The first time an auto burglar hits a particular area, his mission is not only to do a few jobs, but also to gather intelligence. "Professional" auto burglars are looking for police and security patrol patterns, as well as citizen traffic and activity in the area. If they are able to pull off their jobs without detection on the first visit (and there is not much heat), they will return to the area a short time later to hit it again.

An average downtown resident might reasonably presume that a burglar would not return to the same area only 2 days later to commit additional burglaries. It just doesn't seem logical. Therefore, no one expects them to return so soon. Auto burglars know citizens do not expect them to return, and that's precisely why they do it.

While this information is outside the common knowledge of the average citizen, it is well-known to those in the business of crime prevention. These same allegedly knowledgeable people sat on their asses and did nothing after the burglaries on November 6. As a result, the thieves returned 48 hours later for some more low hanging fruit. So who dropped the ball?

Standard Life Flats: The DJT is one of David Watkins' biggest fans, but the person or persons responsible for security operations at Standard Life sucks. [Note: We are assuming there is an employee dedicated specifically to security operations at the Watkins properties. If not, then there are bigger issues than these auto burglaries].

Standard Life's security director obviously took no measures to prevent the burglaries. The only question is whether he knew about the burglaries that occurred two nights earlier. If he did not know of the burglaries, then he's asleep at the switch when it comes to tracking crime around the facility. If he knew of the prior burglaries and did nothing, then he is recklessly lazy. If he knew of the burglaries and did not realize that he needed to do something, then he lacks the knowledge to work in security period.

Jackson Police Department: Before tearing off into the cops, we must make it clear that this is not the fault of patrol officers or their front-line supervisors. The failures in this case are far outside patrol officers' responsibilities. This is not a patrol problem, it is an investigation and intelligence problem. This problem can be laid squarely at the feet of the hopelessly inept JPD Detective Division. There are a few good detectives at JPD, but by and large, these are some of the most disorganized and unmotivated law enforcement officers we have encountered.

There is no excuse for not putting the area under surveillance by UCs for several days after the November 6 burglaries. Perhaps a bait car and a plan to take down the burglars when they strike would have been in order. But the so-called "detectives" did nothing proactive after the break-ins on November 6. As a result, the criminals came back to hit the jackpot 2 nights later.

Auto burglaries go unsolved in Jackson because JPD's detectives are not motivated to solve them. Investigating auto burglaries and apprehending the offenders requires taking immediate action. It also involves hard work and sleepless nights. Rather than effort, the detectives take a "Sh!t Happens" approach to auto burglaries. That attitude is why these people are still out there burglarizing other citizens' cars.

[Note: Of the few auto burglars that are caught, most are caught by attentive patrol officers who catch them in the act. If it weren't for patrol officers, no auto burglar would ever be arrested in Jackson.]

Jackson Free Press: The JFP failed by not mentoring, counseling and improving the self-esteem of the perpetrators so that they would stop stealing other people's stuff.

On a serious note, until we get dedicated, professional security directors and JPD detectives who actually want to make auto burglary arrests, we all better keep Safelite's number handy. Odds are we will need it.

Our Advice to Donna "Fondrazon" Ladd

2011-12-01T12:38:00.002-06:00

UPDATED: Added link to Donna's drivel below.

The DJT's advice to Donna Ladd: Stop giving advice--particularly on matters of self defense. We're seriously concerned that the 6 or 7 people who actually take Donna seriously might take her advice and get themselves killed.

A few weeks ago, the Fondrazon got her anti-gun boxers in a bunch over advice that some Jackson Police Officers allegedly gave to some ~~Jackson Free Press~~ Fondren Daily Worker staffers. Multiple police officers allegedly advised Donna's minions that in order to protect themselves from crime, they should...GASP!...get a gun. When Donna heard this she went off faster than an SKS at the Branch Davidian compound.

She called her pal ~~Aunt Esther~~ Chief Rebecca Coleman to tattle on the officers. Tattling wasn't enough for the ever hysterical egomaniac, however. She immediately penned a column congratulating herself on tattling to the ~~Campus Cop~~ Chief of Police. Then, she turned all Sarah Brady on us and warned of the dangers of firearms possession by law-abiding citizens.

Donna showed great concern for the welfare of violent criminals who might get killed by an evildoer who lawfully possesses a firearm. Donna cites half-baked statistics to persuade us that "guns 'intensify violence' in property-crime situations leading to more homicides." Well, duh. A homeowner with a firearm is likely to "intensify the violence" by cooking the perpetrator on the spot. And yes, there is an increased risk of homicide, as the bad guy stands a good chance of becoming Dr. Hayne's newest patient. On this point, the DJT asks, what's wrong with that?

Because Donna Ladd is an agenda-driven master of spin, she made these fallacious arguments in the context of burglary and other property crimes. Never once did Donna mention the effect of lawful firearms possession on attempted violent crimes. This is because such an argument would be utterly ridiculous. Experts, logic and common sense unanimously agree that an armed citizen is less likely to be beaten, robbed, raped and/or murdered than an unarmed victim. No citizen can predict when he or she will be the intended victim of a violent crime. Only the violent criminals can decide that. But if it happens, citizens can increase their chances of survival by following Rule #1 of getting mixed up in a gunfight: Have a gun. Donna completely omits any reference to violent crime because it didn't fit her agenda in the article.

By focusing on property crime, Donna reveals just how completely clueless she is when it comes to matters of self-defense. We don't carry concealed because we're afraid someone is going to break into our cars and steal our Top Gun limited edition soundtrack. We carry concealed because we don't want to be the victim of a Jackson thug who sticks a gun in our faces to "burglarize" us mano y mano.

Donna goes so far as to trot out the most ridiculous argument against firearms possession: that the guns become "loot" for burglars. Good thinking, Donna. Let's not arm ourselves because of the slim possibility a burglar will break in and steal the guns. [Note to Donna: Those of us who are serious about the use of firearms for self-defense don't leave our primary firearms unattended at the house or in the car. They are on our persons--exactly where God and Gaston Glock intended them to be.]

Just when we think Donna could not get any more ridiculous, she offers up idiotic firearm safety advice to anyone who obtains a firearm. Donna recommends that we use "locks that keep it secure from children and in the case your home or car is burglarized successfully." That is asinine. A locked gun is an unloaded gun, and there are few things in this world more useless than an unloaded gun. To unload and trigger lock a firearm defeats the purpose of having the firearm in the first place. Safety is of paramount importance, but there are other methods of securing firearms when not in one's immediate possession. These alternative methods do not require making the firearm completely useless.

This little "firearms safety" lecture demonstrates how very little Donna Ladd and her live-in girlfriend Todd Stauffer know about firearms and personal protection. For Donna to give this ridiculous advice, while being wholly ignorant of the defensive use of firearms, is nothing short of reckless.

We suspect that Donna's hyper-hysterical reaction to this phony controversy is only partly fueled by her irrational hatred of firearms. Donna's reaction was, at least partially, a desperate cry for attention. You see, Donna put a great deal of time and thought into her ~~lackluster~~ blockbuster "crime issue." She treated the ignorant masses to the "JFP Crime Manifesto," as the cure to Jackson's ~~perception~~ crime problem. It was to be Donna's greatest work, and her everlasting gift to the rest of us idiots who are less smart than she.

Unfortunately for Donna, it flopped. The JFP Crime Issue went nowhere. She can't even get her most loyal members of the echo-chamber to log-in and tell her how awesomely intelligent she is for rehashing the same old failed crime prevention theories that have been floated around for 30 years. Something tells us that when her crime prevention issue epically failed, she went into full-blown irrelevancy panic mode. And Donna will never be irrelevant. Never. Donna had to fabricate this controversy about the alleged advice of certain JPD officers in an attempt to appear relevant, even if it's only the perception of relevance existing only in her own mind.

Hopefully, most will recognize that Donna Ladd knows nothing about this topic, and will disregard her foolish statements. Donna, you do not possess the education, training or experience to offer an opinion of any value on the issue of self-defense. Your advice is worthless, irresponsible and potentially dangerous.

Assuming you are telling the truth about the advice these officers gave, it is good advice. Citizens would be well-advised to take personal protection recommendations from street-level police officers who know what they are talking about, and reject the unsolicited, ill-informed and unqualified opinions of an agenda-driven attention-whore.

DJT Chalks Up Another Win

2011-11-29T07:58:00.001-06:00

Chalk up another "W" for the DJT. We previously posted about the unsightly pile of garbage that Ted Orkin and his buddy Chip Matthews had allowed to be piled at the rear of Orkin's property at 206 West Capitol Street. Here's what the property looked like back then:

This eyesore had been in this condition for many months, clearly visible to anyone going to do business at the McCoy Federal Building across the street. We wrote about this mess and "politely" "requested" that Ted Orkin clean this crap up.

Less than 48 hours after we posted the story, the mess was gone. Here's the "after" shot of the property:

Now, if Ted will just clean up the human trash on the inside of the building, we'll be all squared away.

The DJT. Cleaning up the community one piece of trash at a time.

Dear Occupy Jackson

2011-11-28T17:33:00.000-06:00

Clean this shit up.

This is the scene downtown residents were treated to all weekend at the Occupy Jackson commune. An unsightly pile of crap left unattended on the sidewalk. This is a far cry from the "clean as a whistle" image presented at the City Council meeting by the Occupy malcontents.

Occupy Jackson evidently thinks that its First Amendment right to complain that the World hasn't given them everything they want (with no effort from them), includes the right to make our community look like a Rankin County yard sale. So, to Chelsea "Squeaky" McDonald, Professor of Hygeine James Parker and the rest of the shiftless Occupy Jackson crowd, we say clean this shit up. Or, bettter yet, go pile this crap up on a sidewalk in Brandon (you know, where you live).

This is our community. Please stop trashing it.

Benji Boyd Arrested. Henry Michel Hides Under His Desk

2011-11-26T17:47:00.000-06:00

The DJT previously wrote about the Millsaps Building, which in our estimation is an incubator for crime in downtown Jackson. One of the primary offenders is one Benjamin Boyd, also known as Dirty White Boy. Among other things, Boyd built the illegal rooftop bar known as the Skybox (or Skyyboxx or Sykyboxx, depending on how many rocks one has smoked). The property manager, Henry Michel, received numerous complaints about Boyd's illegal construction, yet did nothing. According to Henry, since Dirty White Boy wasn't doing anything illegal (and paid his rent on time), he could not evict the miscreant from the building.

City of Jackson Code Enforcement subsequently paid a visit to the illegal rooftop bar. Rooftop bars are not allowed in the City of Jackson. Another problem was that Boyd's construction skills aren't exactly a model of industry standards. While there are several examples, this is the DJT's personal favorite:

The DJT is not an electrician, but this just didn't look too safe. Halfass wiring aside, this was uncovered and exposed to the elements. Something about rainwater + electricity just made us nervous. (Note that Henry Michel had previously looked at this and saw no problem).

Code enforcement ordered Boyd to dismantle all this crap immediately. All Boyd had to do was take down this "construction" and there would be no penalty--not even a citation. So Boyd did what any red-blooded downtown Jackson trash would do: he refused to take it down.

Two weeks later, Code Enforcement came back to inspect the property again. Somehow, they found out that Boyd did not take down the bar as ordered. This time, they brought the JPD Precinct 5 Commander and another police officer with them. When the officers arrived, Benji was none too happy. When code enforcement tried to talk to Benji, he put a cussing on them that would have made Bobby Knight blush. Despite giving him several opportunities to shut up and allow access to the property, Boyd refused. His final words to the officers were: "PO-LEESE in Jackson ain't SHIT!"

And you know what happened next:

Benji Boyd Jackson MS Arrest Report

That's right, they arrested his sorry ass. (NOTE: This document is not the officer's narrative report. This document is an MPRA incident report, which is a Clerk's short synopsis of the arresting officer's report).

Even after this incident, Henry Michel refused to regulate Dirty White Boy's conduct. He continued to proclaim that "he isn't doing anything wrong so I can't evict him." Well Henry, how about this for a reason to evict the dirtbag?: (1) As stated in the report, his construction violated City code. Using the premises to engage in an unlawful activity is always grounds for eviction; (2) Committing a crime and getting arrested on the leased premises also justifies eviction; (3) Disrupting other businesses by committing #1 and 2 is another grounds for eviction.

Despite receiving this and other evidence of DWB's conduct, Henry Michel hid under his desk and did nothing. As a result, Benji Boyd finished the rooftop construction and the Skybox fire trap was open for business. Henry Michel is complicit in the activities of Boyd and the Locker Room, just the same as if he was a partner in the venture. And, in many ways, we suppose he is.

The next time you see Henry Michel or Walter Michel, make sure and tell them both how much you appreciate their efforts to make downtown Jackson all it can be.

NEW RULE (No. 2)

2011-11-25T06:51:00.001-06:00

If Occupy Jackson is going to make its point by quoting Jew-hating Russian authors, they must spell all the words correctly.

This sentiment was expressed in a book written by Russian anti-Semitic author Fyodor Dostoyevsky. The title of the book, you ask? The Idiot. We kid you not.

Brian Eason Does a Drive-By on Councilman Quentin Whitwell

2011-11-24T12:29:00.000-06:00

City Beat Reporter Brian Eason recently penned a patented Clarion-Ledger drive-by on Ward 1 Councilman Quentin Whitwell. The blog post, entitled Jokes Reign at latest Occupy Jackson Hearing, attempted to highlight alleged bad behavior by Mr. Whitwell at a recent City Council meeting. That's an ironic title, considering that the only "joke" arising from this meeting was Eason's post.

During the meeting, the full City Council considered the shower-education awareness group Occupy Jackson's request to set up a commune in Smith Park. Mr. Whitwell spoke against the request, generally citing "law and order" concerns. Whitwell made no personal attacks or insults in his pithy comments.

When Whitwell concluded his remarks, Ward 2 City Councilman ~~Edwin Taliaferro~~ Chokwe Lumumba made the obligatory (and completely irrelevant) reference to race. Sticking to his lifelong race-baiting schtick, Lumumba said of Whitwell's remarks, "Senator Bilbo couldn't have said it better." The insulting comparison to Bilbo, a vile racist, was a blatant and inflammatory personal attack on Whitwell. After Lumumba finished his remarks, Whitwell attempted to object to the inappropriate comments. The chair of the meeting, Council Vice-President Tony Yarber, repeatedly spoke over Whitwell to prevent him from making his objections. To make matters worse, SoJack's finest made no attempt to reprimand or caution Lumumba not to make such statements.

Despite the deplorable behavior by Lumumba, and gutless behavior by Yarber, Brian Eason made up a story that falsely stated that Whitwell acted inappropriately during the meeting. Here's what Eason wrote:

He (Whitwell) and Ward 2 Councilman Chokwe Lumumba exchanged heated words at the first meeting, and the Council Vice President, Tony Yarber, got on Whitwell repeatedly for speaking (and occasionally shouting) out of turn.

Any reasonable person who reads this would get the impression that Whitwell acted inappropriately at the meeting, and had to be jerked back into line by the Principal. There's only one problem with Brian Eason's claim: It's a complete fabrication.

Thankfully, we don't have to accept Eason's claim that Whitwell shouted, because it's on video. Watch the video, and decide for yourself whether Mr. Whitwell was "shouting." (Note to Brian Eason: If it's easier to hear Whitwell than it is the others, it's not because he was "shouting." It's because he was speaking directly into a sound amplification device commonly referred to as a "microphone." The purpose of this device is to assist members of the audience in hearing the speaker's words. For more information regarding this cutting-edge technology, click here).

Eason's claim that Whitwell was "speaking out-of-turn," is not exactly accurate either. In Legislative bodies, it is a common and accepted practice for members to respond to inflammatory statements and personal attacks by other members. This allows the member to ask the chair to strike the inflammatory comments or admonish the offender. This practice is sometimes referred to as a "point of order." Evidently, Tony Yarber and Brian Eason are not familiar with this procedure.

Eason's blatantly false jab at Whitwell is compounded by the fact that he didn't say one word about Lumumba's inflammatory remark. He didn't even mention it. Comparing a fellow councilmember to Bilbo is inappropriate by any standard. Despite having this clear evidence of inappropriate conduct staring him in the face, Eason ignored it. Instead, he makes up a story that it was Whitwell who acted badly.

Why would Eason do this? Why couldn't Eason bring himself to even mention Lumumba's remarks? Why go to the trouble of making up a story about Whitwell, when he had clear proof of obvious bad behavior by a notorious race baiter?

Eason's half-ass attempt at drive-by journalism would be bad enough had his dishonesty-by-omission ended there. But it didn't. Later in the post, Eason described the Planning Committee meeting that took place the next day. During the meeting, Lumumba showed his behind again and walked out of the meeting. Inexplicably, Mr. Eason did not think that was worthy for inclusion in the post. Once again, Eason neglected to mention Lumumba's conduct. And once again, we ask why.

Mr. Eason, why did you fail to mention Lumumba's deplorable comments in this post? Why did you fail to mention that Lumumba injected the irrelevant race issue into the discussion? Why did you fail to report that Lumumba disrespectfully walked out of the Planning Committee meeting when he didn't get his way? Why did you overlook all this actual misconduct, and instead fabricate a story about Whitwell acting inappropriately?

In other words, Mr. Eason, why are you covering for Chokwe Lumumba?

New Rule, Part II

2011-11-23T20:04:00.000-06:00

The DJT previously reported that the Jackson Downtown Neighborhood Association (JDNA) did not appear at the City Council meeting on November 21 to address Occupy Jackson's demand to camp out in Smith Park. At that meeting, only former Jackson Mayor Kane Ditto appeared in opposition to the request. The Council ultimately referred the matter to the Council's Planning Committee for further consideration. The Committee was scheduled to meet the following day.

After the meeting, we contacted JDNA to determine the reason for JDNA's silence. Specifically, we asked the following questions: (1) What is JDNA's position as to the occupiers' demands to camp out overnight in Smith Park, and (2) Whether JDNA had communicated its position to the City Council.

We got a response shortly after 9 a.m. on November 22. The response was that the JDNA had not taken a position one way or the other. Sometime between 9 a.m. and the time of the Planning Committee meeting, the JDNA evidently adopted a position in opposition to the occupiers' request. Members of the organization appeared before the Committee and voiced opposition to overnight camping. The Committee ultimately decided to recommend a compromise measure that would allow Occupy Jackson to stay in Smith Park until 11 p.m.

The DJT previously criticized JDNA for not appearing at the City Council meeting on November 21 to oppose Occupy Jackson, and for failing to adopt a position on the issue at all. That criticism was both accurate and fair. However, it would be patently unfair if we did not commend (and thank) JDNA for quickly adopting a position and appearing at the Planning Committee meeting the following day.

Occupy Jackson Update: Councilman Edwin Taliaferro Takes His Toys and Goes Home

2011-11-23T11:02:00.000-06:00

Yesterday, the Jackson City Council Planning Committee took up the issue of Occupy Jackson's demand to camp out and teach bathing lessons in Smith Park. And once again, Councilman ~~Chokwe Lumumba~~ Edwin Taliaferro used the opportunity to act like a preschooler.

The Clarion-Ledger reported that Councilman Taliaferro made a motion to allow the protesters to camp in Smith Park overnight as they demanded. When the motion died without a second, Edwin walked out of the meeting. Edwin said he did not want to participate in the meeting if the Committee was not going to capitulate to the occupiers' demands. Ever the clown, Edwin stated "It would be just like our predecessors telling Martin Luther King Jr. or Medgar Evers how to march...."

Yeah, Edwin. Just like that.

Ultimately, the Committee adopted a compromise to waive the dusk closing time and allow the occupiers to stay in the park until 11:00 p.m., but not overnight.

Like clockwork, the Occupy Jackson Whining Machine went into full effect after the meeting. Chelsea "Cricket" MacDonald, Occupy Jackson's spoiled, overindulged spokeswhiner, immediately started complaining because they didn't get exactly what they demanded.

The issue will ultimately be resolved when the full City Council meeting next week.

NEW RULE

2011-11-22T19:42:00.002-06:00

You don't get to call yourself a neighborhood association, if all you do is call yourself a neighborhood association. Yes, I'm talking to you Jackson Downtown Neighborhood Association.

As reported by Jackson Jambalaya, the Occupy Jackson crowd continued their fight to turn Smith Park into their own degenerate 24/7 two-and-a-half month dirty campground. The anti-money protesters appeared before the City Council at the full council meeting on November 21, to appeal the daylight-to-dusk permit granted by the administration. Incredibly, only former Jackson Mayor Kane Ditto spoke against allowing the protesters to turn the park into a campground. After Mr. Ditto spoke, the Council was treated to a veritable loser parade of occupiers, some of whom claimed that the community actually wanted them there on a 24/7 basis.

The troubling part is that no one appeared to speak on behalf of the residents of downtown Jackson. Not a single representative from JDNA appeared to give the residents' perspective of this grime pile. In fact, JDNA hasn't even taken a position at all on the issue. JDNA has been completely AWOL on this issue.

This is no small matter. We have a bunch of Rankin-Madison-Scott County trash trying to set up a camp, complete with porta-jons, fifty (50) feet from where residents live. Yet, JDNA cannot be bothered to think about it. They are far too busy planning the next feel-good mixer to be bothered with such frivolous matters as quality of life.

How hard would it have been to appear at the meeting and speak for two minutes on behalf of downtown residents? Or if you did not want to appear at the meeting, why not write a letter to the Council in opposition of the occupiers? It's not like it would have required that much effort. We've already done the work for you, just print it off and send it to the Council.

By your silence and failure to act, you tacitly approved of the occupiers' appeal. The Council knows that we have a neighborhood association for downtown residents. When JDNA stands mute, it sends a message to the Coouncil that downtown residents don't care how many Occupy fools occupy the park, or for how long.

There is more to being a neighborhood association than planning cocktail parties. It takes more than putting up little flyers telling people where to go hang out and drink. Besides, we already have a little flyer that does that--the Jackson Free Press.

A neighborhood association takes action to protect and advocate on behalf of the residents. The DJT sees no evidence that the JDNA has any interest whatsoever in protecting and advocating on behalf of the residents of downtown Jackson.

Occupy Jackson Update: Councilman Edwin Taliaferro a/k/a Chokwe Lumumba Shows His Butt

2011-11-21T20:03:00.003-06:00

Former New Afrika Republic Minister of Justice, and current Ward 2 City Councilman, ~~Edwin Taliaferro~~ Chokwe Lumumba did what he does best during the Occupy Jackson appeal hearing today: He showed his butt.

As reported by Kingfish, Councilman Quentin Whitwell moved that Occupy Jackson be allowed to protest in accordance with the original permit issued by the permit department. Whitwell stated that requiring the protesters to follow the original permit was consistent with good "law and order." That evidently set off General ~~Taliaferro~~ Lumumba as he compared Whitwell to former racist Mississippi Gov. Theodore Bilbo. Kingfish has the video here.

It's no great shock to the DJT that ~~Taliaferro~~ Lumumba showed his butt tonight. After all, he's made a life of acting like a clown. In fact, we could probably devote an entire blog to ~~Taliaferro~~ Lumumba acting like a fool. It's also no great surprise that ~~Taliaferro~~ Lumumba would sympathize with the occupiers, as his own seditious proclivities support a complete occupation of the entire southeastern United States.

What we do find shocking is that gutless SoJack Councilman Tony Yarber, who was chairing the meeting, did not smack ~~Taliaferro~~ Lumumba down when he made the remark. In most Legislative bodies, comparing a colleague to the likes of Bilbo would result in a rebuke from the chair. But Tony Yarber is apparently too much of a coward to stand up to ~~Taliaferro~~ Lumumba. Rather than rule ~~Taliaferro~~ Lumumba out of order, he shouted down Whitwell when he tried to object to the remarks. Disgraceful.

Some free advice to Tony Yarber: This is the City Council, not a faculty meeting at Marshall Elementary. If you aren't man enough to stand up to ~~Taliaferro~~ Lumumba when he makes these outrageous statements, you need to hand the gavel back to Mr. Bluntson and go review some lesson plans or something.

The Devil Went Down To....Alabama??

2011-11-20T12:54:00.001-06:00

We all know that Chip Matthews likes to have his tentacles in many different scum bars in downtown Jackson, even though he continuously tries to hide his involvement in those clubs. What many do not know is that Chip is an "interstate" purveyor of trash.

Back in 2009, the Chipster decided to try his hand at the trash bar bidness in Birmingham. His target was the Five Points Music Hall in Birmingham, Alabama. The DJT doesn't know anything about Birmingham night life, but Five Points was apparently a big deal a few years ago. Despite being a popular venue, an underage patron had a little too much to drink one night and decided to hone his marksmanship skills in the parking lot, resulting in the deaths of 2 people. The bar closed shortly thereafter. Like a vulture on a dead possum, here comes Chip Matthews.

In July of 2009, Chip Matthews and 2 guys from Birmingham re-opened Five Points to much fanfare. And then, a short 8 months later, it abruptly closed without explanation. An "owner or manager" appeared in the middle of the night and cleaned the place out, even packing up the tables.

It appears Chip made some new friends in Birmingham. A few of them stopped by the above post to wish him Godspeed, farewell, and following seas:

We have repeatedly said that Chip Matthews does not intend to contribute anything positive to downtown Jackson. He has opened (and closed) every type of trash bar imaginable in Jackson, never once leaving the community better, or at least no worse, than he found it. Many people in Jackson know that Chip Matthews opens and quickly closes so-called clubs and bars. We doubt many people knew that he does this on an interstate scale as well.

This is how Chip rolls. It's a pattern and practice. A modus operandi. Chip Matthews' latest trash dive is not going to benefit our community. It will hurt our neighborhood, and in a few months Chip will cut-and-run like he always does. And a few months after that, we'll find him slipping around in the shadows looking to do it all over again.

The "New" Fire (Re)Opens!!!

2011-11-19T17:26:00.001-06:00

If bullshit was a controlled substance, Chip Matthews would sell it by the gram. (h/t Vanilla Ice).

After mysteriously closing a few weeks ago, the Fire sewer Club looks like its ready to reopen. But it's not the old Fire. Apparently it's the "all new Fire." Chip Matthews announced today that a new show was coming to the bar he doesn't (wink, wink) own:

The Sultan of Slime already has shows planned for two more dates after that. The DJT welcomes the "new" FIRE to downtown, though we question what is "new" about it. It appears to be the same skank hangout its always been. And, of course, the "new" FIRE has Chip Matthews ass-deep in the operation, just like the old FIRE. What, exactly, has changed?

Looks like some more Chip Matthews shady bullshit to us. At any rate, we're sure the old/new FIRE will make a positive contribution to the community.

Does Madison County Resident Chip Matthews Own Fire?

2011-11-18T15:49:00.001-06:00

Several readers have commented that Madison County scum merchant Chip Matthews owns Fire. This appears to be a widely-held belief. Chip did a drive-by on another post and made it a point to say that the only business license he held was for some other location--not Fire. However, the undisputed Baron of Bullshit stopped just short of denying an ownership interest in Fire.

We know that Chip's modus operandi is to open bars, and then go to great lengths to hide his involvement in them. So naturally, the DJT wanted to poke around in this pile of feces to see what was under it.

According to the Secretary of State, FIRE, LLC was created on November 7, 2005. Members of the corporation include Charles E. Matthews, Jr., Cecil Fox, Jr. and Samuel Pittman. Here's the Certificate of Formation:

Fire Club Jackson MS-Certificate of Formation

On an incestuous note, "Samuel Pittman" is the same name ("Sam Pittman") listed by Club Volume patsy DJ Cornbread on his Facebook page:

Less than a year later, the Three Stooges broke up. On June 14, 2006, they submitted a Certificate of Amendment (signed by all three) to the Secretary of State. The amendment removed the Chipster from the LLC and replaced him as registered agent. This left Cecil C. Fox, Jr. and Samuel Pittman as members of the corporation.

Fire Club Jackson MS Certificate of Amendment 6-14-06

Six months later, the Fire starters filed yet another Certificate of Amendment. This time, they removed Samuel Pittman and added F. Earl Fyke, IV as a member of the LLC.

Fire Club Jackson MS Certificate of Amendment 1-22-07

As it stands now, those are the members of the corporation. So Chip is telling the truth. He has abolutely nothing to do with FIRE. And we believe him.

Yeah, right.

That's an awful lot of change in membership in such a short period of time. It's also inconsistent with Chip's actions in appearing to be skank deep in Fire's operations. The DJT wonders what is really going on here. Why is Chip so secretive about his involvement in these dives? Who is Cecil C. Fox, Jr.? F. Earl Fyke, IV?

Wonder how long it's going to take us to put this little scum-puzzle together.

Club Volume-Here We Go Again

2011-11-17T11:07:00.000-06:00

Did you know the average adult cockroach can lay 400 eggs in a single year? We know this because Jackson's most famous human cockroach keeps hatching his eggs downtown.

The latest ~~clusterfuck~~ business venture is Club Volume. Consider this an open forum on the new club, located at 206 West Capitol Street. What do ya'll know about these ~~miscreants~~ young entrepreneurs?

The DJT has a few questions:

1. Is this a Chip Matthews production?

2. If so, is the slimeball going to have the stones to admit it's his place?

3. Who is "DVDJ Clover?"

4. Is Mr. Clover a resident of the City of Jackson? If so, does Mr. Clover live downtown?

5. What do you get when you take a lame white dude and give him a street name?

6. Is Club Volume gonna bring some uptown to downtown?

7. Who is Elizabeth Peabody Smith and what, if any, connection does she have to this club?

8. Will Club Volume have a delousing station and penicillin vending machine in case Chip drops by to visit the club he "doesn't" own?

Let 'er rip.

Nice Shot

2011-11-16T16:06:00.000-06:00

Oakland PD "asks" occupier to move along.

Jackson City Council Tells Occupy Jackson Trash to Come Back Later

2011-11-16T15:38:00.001-06:00

The unemployed butt monkeys from Occupy Jackson showed up at the Jackson City Council meeting to demand that they be allowed to turn Smith Park into a makeshift campground for 3 months.

The City of Jackson previously granted a permit to Occupy Jackson that allowed them to publicly ~~make fools of themselves~~ protest in Smith Park. The permit, however, stopped short of Occupy Jackson's demand to invade and permanently take over Smith Park 24 hours a day for two-and-a-half months. Even though Mayor Johnson's office made reasonable accommodations to the protestors, they were still not satisfied. The entitled little princesses pitched a fit and filed an "appeal" of the permit decision to the City Council.

As reported by the Clarion-Ledger, a procedural error resulted in the appeal not being properly placed on the agenda. Ward 2 Councilman Chokwe Lumumba asked that the Council hear the appeal as an "emergency" matter (Lumumba didn't specify what part of Occupy Jackson's little tantrum constituted an emergency). Thankfully, Ward 1 Councilman Quentin Whitwell objected to the motion. Because emergency matters require a unanimous vote, Whitwell's objection prevented the appeal from being heard. The Council rescheduled the hearing for Monday.

Occupy Jackson ~~motormouth~~ spokesperson Chelsea McDonald ~~lied her ass off~~ tried her best to spin that the protesters were neat and tidy in the park. McDonald, who is from Rankin County, told WAPT,

All of our stuff is picked up and moved out, and we clean up around it. We have our recycling bins that we use. We dump all the trash ourselves.

Oh really? Well how about this pile of shit stacked up on our sidewalk:

Is this Ms. McDonald's idea of picking things up and cleaning? Tell you what Sweety, why don't you go pile all this crap on a sidewalk in Brandon (you know, where you're from)? Hint: Taking a bucket seat out of a car and using it as lawn furniture may be perfectly acceptable in Rankin County, but we consider it a bit "uncultured" over here.

The DJT is sure the Occupy Jackson Trash will be back whining and crying at the Council meeting on Monday. We appreciate Councilman Whitwell's efforts to eradicate these pests from downtown, and pray that he continues to do so.

Don't Eat Uncle Fuller's BBQ in Canton MS

2011-11-15T13:53:00.001-06:00

Uncle Fuller's BBQ in Canton MS is the very first business to be placed on the DJT's Boycott/Do-Not-Buy List.

This place is owned by Madison County slimeball Chip Matthews. Uncle Fuller's restaurant appears to be a nice, quaint little BBQ place. Nothing like the shitholes Chip Matthews opens in our community. In his own community, Chip opens barbecue restaurants near the courthouse. In our neighborhood, Chip Matthews opens overflowing sewers like The Joint freak parade and Wendy's ~~Whorehouse~~ Playhouse. Places that he is so ashamed of he has to get "front men" to run them.

The DJT is fed up with this nasty MF shitting on downtown Jackson. He has enough respect for Canton and Madison County (where he lives) to not open dives, but has no problem whatsoever disrespecting Jackson with his human sewage.

Slimeball Chip Matthews has no respect for Jackson, so the DJT sees no need for Jackson to respect Chip Matthews. If you find yourself in Canton around lunchtime, find somewhere other than Uncle Fuller's to eat. Every dollar you spend at this place helps finance this fat bastard's operations in Jackson.

The DJT likes Canton and Madison County. There are plenty of good restaurants to choose from in Canton. But Uncle Fuller's ain't one of them. The DJT encourages you to show Chip Matthews the same amount of love and respect he shows us. Boycott this place. Don't spend one cent in Uncle Fuller's restaurant in Canton MS.

Occupy Jackson Thugs Threaten DJT With Cyberterror

2011-11-14T12:12:00.000-06:00

The peace-loving freaks at Occupy Jackson love the First Amendment, except of course when someone with a different viewpoint exercises their First Amendment rights.

The unemployed butt monkeys at Occupy Jackson apparently took exception to the DJT calling them...well...unemployed butt monkeys. They also got really mad when DJT posted their tags to show that they were not from Jackson. So mad, in fact, that they solicited the group Anonymous Hackers to do us harm. Note the following post from the "Occupy Jackson" twitter page:

We've also noticed some rather curious search activity relating to IP addresses here lately. More updates as the investigation proceeds.

In the meantime, we pose the following question to whomever in the Occupy movement threatened us: If we know what you're up to, how hard do you think it is for the FBI to figure it out?

Occupy Jackson Trash Trashes Downtown

2011-11-14T11:48:00.001-06:00

The professional whiners at Occupy Jackson finally heeded the City's warning to get out of Smith Park. But, just to piss off the Mayor, they moved their garbage dump to the sidewalk at the corner of Amite Street across from the Governor's Mansion.

For weeks now, we have heard spin from people like James Farrar who claim that the Occupy clan was actually cleaning up the park. They're just good people doing a little protesting and leaving the world a little bit better than they found it. Yeah...bullshit.

Here's the scene on the corner of the sidewalk as of Sunday morning:

This looks like shit. These unemployed butt monkeys have taken a bunch of crap, stuffed it into cardboard boxes and placed it on display for every downtown resident, businessperson and government official to see. Imagine how this trash piled on the sidewalk looks to someone who comes to Jackson to do business, or official guests of the Governor at the mansion.

The DJT wonders why Occupy Jackson doesn't trash the sidewalks in their own communities. Why don't they pile this trash up on the sidewalks where they live--you know Madison, Rankin and Scott County? Why must Occupy Jackson insist on trashing the community where we live?

The fact is that Occupy Jackson is not here to improve anything. They have no respect for the community or the law. Occupy Jackson created a phony controversy with Mayor Johnson, and this is their way of giving him their figurative middle finger.

How much longer will the Mayor and JPD tolerate this nonsense?

Dear Ted Orkin

2011-11-14T10:45:00.000-06:00

Clean this shit up!

This is the back door of the property owned and/or managed by Jackson MS property manager Ted Orkin. Located at 206 West Capitol Street, this property was previously home to such "upscale" Chip Matthews dives like "The Joint" and Wendy's ~~Whorehouse~~ Playhouse. This mess is clearly visible to anyone going to do business at the A.H. McCoy Federal Building across the street.

Ted, you wouldn't leave this crap laying around your clients' residences in Annandale, would you? Of course you wouldn't. So why the hell do you think it's okay to do it here?

The fact that this place is already a dump does not give you the right to turn it into an actual landfill. So clean this shit up, Ted Orkin. Or would you prefer someone clean it up for you--and deliver it to your house?

Level 3 Thugout Last Night

2011-11-13T14:10:00.002-06:00

The Level 3 thug bar had another "dope" thugout party last night. The festivities got started bright and early at midnight. Thankfully, there were no fatalities. But the Level 3 continued to do what it does best: create a nuisance in downtown Jackson.

Perhaps it is asking too much for them to abide by complicated laws such as "Thou shall not start shooting at people in the middle of the street." Or "Thou shalt not have butt naked strippers downtown." And the equally difficult "Thou shalt not blast music all night that can be heard inside residences." That being said, it is astounding that the Fresh Prince of New Orleans and his customers cannot abide by the most simple, common sense laws and ordinances.

The Level 3 has been told over and over again that (1) its patrons cannot block the sidewalk in front of the club, and (2) its patrons cannot block traffic by sitting in their cars in the street in front of the club. These are not just courteous and considerate suggestions. They are laws. As we saw this weekend, neither the Level 3 nor its patrons give a shit about the law.

For example, here's some really important asshat who thinks he is exempt from the rule against blocking traffic. He sat on his thuggalicious ass and blocked this lane for 30 minutes while he chatted with another Level 3 patron.

Well, that's really no big deal. At least not until something like this happens:

This is yet another mentally-challenged Level 3 patron who saw no problem whatsoever with parking in traffic. The car that is pointed at an angle came within inches of hitting the moron who stopped in the middle of the lane to talk.

So, who's fault is this? It's the Level 3 thug bar's fault. Management has been told not to allow patrons to park in the street. All the Fresh Prince has to do is tell the door man to tell them to park somewhere else. That's it. Problem solved. But for some reason, the Level 3 thug bar won't do that. Given the easiness of the solution, this refusal to remedy the problem seems to be nothing more than Saleem Baird and his pals extending their collective middle finger to the City of Jackson.

One of my all time personal favorite moves by Level 3 is it's insistence in creating a line that has to wait an hour to get in the club, when there ain't a damn soul inside. Here was the scene last night:

And here's the end of the line:

The line eventually wrapped around the corner. The effect of not letting these folks in the club (even though there was no legitimate reason not to), is that the thugs, thugettes and other patrons completely block the sidewalk. This is illegal. No other citizen can use the sidewalk because these people are blocking it.

This problem is caused solely by Saleem Baird and his friends. These photos were taken around midnight. There was not one customer in the club at the time. Management just had not given approval to allow anyone inside yet. The obvious reason for this is that having a line that stretches around the corner is good for business. Other potential customers see this and think this must be the hottest club in Jackson. Some may say we're cynical, but this fits with Saleem Baird's character. He's a poser. A bullshit artist. JC Watts by day, Fiddy by night. This is precisely the kind of cheap stunt someone like Baird would pull to increase the street cred of his club.

If Saleem Baird wants to use cheap ploys to give the false impression that his club is something other than a thug bar, that's his business. However, when his idiotic plan causes his customers to block the sidewalk in violation of the law, then it becomes our problem.

Even after customers are eventually allowed into the club, Saleem Baird doesn't do a damn thing to prevent customers from walking outside to smoke a ~~blunt~~ cigarette and then endlessly loiter on the sidewalk. This photograph was taken around 3:00 a.m.

Loitering and continuing to block the sidewalk is a problem that Level 3 could easily solve. When people loiter outside, security should simply ask them to come back inside or leave. Once again, Saleem daDream won't do this. And once again, it appears that he refuses simply because the City wants him to.

Our fake-angry disadvantaged young businessman is actually creating the perfect situation for JPD, if only they would capitalize on it. When a patron blocks the sidewalk or stops in traffic, officers can detain the customer to find out if he has warrants or is carrying half a key under the front seat. Why JPD supervisors will not allow the street level officers to do this is a mystery. Loitering and impeding traffic are minor offenses, but frequently lead to more serious felony arrests. Pretty soon, word would get out that you better not go downtown if you've got warrants or are "holding" for someone. The net effect is that thugs would stay out.

Perhaps one day some aggressive officers will take advantage of the Level 3's arrogance and stupidity, and put some numbers on the board for the good guys.

NOLA Thugs in Downtown Jackson: Saleem Baird and his Whores

2011-11-12T19:29:00.001-06:00

The DJT previously reported that Saleem Baird, aide to Mississippi Senator Roger Wicker, held an interest in the Level 3 thug bar in downtown Jackson. We have known for some time that the Level 3 was a nuisance, raising hell and discharging firearms into the wee hours of the morning. Considering this history, the DJT was not exactly shocked when Kingfish reported last week that Saleem Baird was arrested by JPD Vice for running an illegal strip joint at the Level 3. Officers also arrested two of Saleem Baird's butt-naked strippers for violating the City of Jackson's adult entertainment regulations.

According to the incident report obtained by Jackson Jambalaya, Saleem Baird's address is 7041 Renaissance, New Orleans. Saleem's whores, Anastacia Webber and Holly Hill, listed addresses on Thalia Street, New Orleans.

The New Orleans connection caught the DJT's attention. Even though Baird works for Senator Wicker, he claims an address in New Orleans. The little French Quarter miscreant was not content to run a thug bar in our neighborhood. He had to take it to the next level and make it an illegal strip club. And to top it all off, he imports some New Orleans skank whores to come and infect our neighborhood.

We have plenty of home grown thugs and criminals here in Jackson. We damn sure don't need New Orleans' human sewage bubbling up downtown. Mr. Baird, take your thug bar, whores and fake-ass angry rapper mug back to New Orleans. Destory your own neighborhood, cause we'll be damned if we're going to let you destory ours.

Why Can't Occupy Jackson Trash Follow the Law?

2011-11-11T09:59:00.000-06:00

For weeks now, Occupy Jackson ~~degenerates~~ protestors have been bitching and moaning about how mean ol' Mayor Harvey Johnson is violating their First Amendment right to take over and trash Smith Park. Well, now that more facts are emerging, we have discovered that our unemployed agitators are full of crap.

Here's the deal. The City of Jackson has allowed these dirtbags to set up their silly tents and ridiculous third-grade quality signs in the park, to the asthetic detriment of downtown Jackson. The City has allowed these unemployed butt monkeys to stay in the park from sunrise until dusk.

Occupy Jackson claims that the City is violating its right to free speech, by refusing to allow them to camp overnight in the Park. What they don't tell you is this: Smith Park closes at dusk. The closing time applies regardless if one is a protestor, a citizen walking his dog, or a bum looking for a place to huff fix-a-flat. While Occupy Jackson trash cries that their freedom of speech is being violated, what they are actually demanding is special treatment. These outsiders want to be exempt from the same laws that apply to every citizen of the City of Jackson who wants to use Smith Park.

This controversy isn't about Mayor Johnson trampling First Amendment rights. It's about a bunch of malcontents who think they are entitled to special treatment not afforded to everyone else. Where they found this sense of entitlement is unknown. However, this attitude may explain why so many of them are unemployed.

Come dusk today, if Occupy Jackson doesn't pack up and leave Smith Park in accordance with the law, we hope that JPD will introduce them to Lasko, Fido, Rin-Tin-Tin and the rest of the JPD "community policing" K-9 unit.

Senator Roger Wicker Aide Arrested for Running Illegal Strip Club

2011-11-11T09:14:00.000-06:00

Local blog Jackson Jambalaya is reporting that Saleem Baird, aide to Senator Roger Wicker (R-MS), was arrested by JPD Vice-Narcotics for running an illegal strip club at the Level 3 thug bar in downtown Jackson. See Wicker Aide Arrested for Strip Show at Club.

During a routine sweep of bars in Jackson, agents observed butt-naked strippers performing at the Level 3 in violation of city ordinance. This club is only 1 block away from the King Edward apartments and Standard Life flats. The agents arrested the strippers, as well as club manager Saleem Baird for running the illegal strip club.

As the DJT previously reported, when Saleem Baird is not running his thug bar/strip club, he serves as a full-time aide to Mississippi Senator Roger Wicker.

Once again, Kingfish proves that he is the best damn investigative reporter in Jackson.

Bravo Zulu to JPD Vice for putting a stop to this crap. These officers have a dangerous job, and their efforts to clean up our neighborhood are not unnoticed by downtown Jackson residents.

Jackson MS Dance Lessons by Benjamin Boyd

2011-11-09T14:09:00.001-06:00

When Benji Boyd a/k/a Dirty White Boy was building the illegal rooftop bar for his pal, convicted killer Sean Antonio King, he told everyone that he was actually building a dance studio. In addition to being a first-class bullshit artist, DWB is apparently an accomplished ballroom dancer.

The dance studio line was a cover story for the Locker Room's illegal bar. In order to make the cover story believable, DWB did actually give a few ballroom dance lessons in his rooftop apartment. Our surveillance cameras recorded some of the dance lessons provided by Benji Boyd:

Another Locker Room Thugout Last Night

2011-11-08T18:49:00.000-06:00

DJT has received a report that there was another Locker Room Thugout last night.

Reports are that the Locker Room thug animals whooped and hollered all morning (3-4am), and there was significant property damage to several vehicles. Reports are also that the thugs were raising hell on the roof of the Millsaps building (you hear that, Henry Michel?).

As usual, JPD sat on its sorry ass and didn't do shit.

More Occupy Jackson Trash

2011-11-08T14:03:00.000-06:00

After ~~unemployed loser~~ OccupyJackson propaganda minister James Farrar, Jr. called the DJT to threaten to file a lawsuit for slander, we decided to go see what the degenerates were up to in Smith Park during the daytime. In addition to raggedy tents and Stokesesque homemade signs, we found about 3 malcontents and a couple of bums hanging around looking stupid (ironically, the bums were the only ones doing anything productive-scoring some food).

Since we know how much it pisses them off, we just couldn't stop ourselves from taking a few pictures and posting them here:

And, of course, another scumbag that isn't from Jackson.

62--Scott County, we believe. Go home dirtbags. We don't need OccupyJacksonTrash downtown.

Occupy Jackson Trash Invades Downtown

2011-11-08T09:53:00.000-06:00

Early Saturday morning, a DJT patrol officer noticed an unusual sight at Smith Park-several sleeping bags and tents had been set up, and there were non-homeless dirtbags standing around loitering.

It turns out that downtown's newest trash is "Occupy Jackson," a ragtag offshoot of the Occupy Wall Street movement. The Clarion-Ledger reported that the dirtbags in question did not have a permit to occupy anything downtown.

When the DJT stopped to snap a few pics, the occupiers became annoyed. They demanded to know who the DJT worked for, and claimed to have a permit (we now know this to be a lie).

There were only 2 vehicles present where the dirtbags set up camp. Both belonged to the occupying force:

Rankin and Madison trash dirtying up downtown Jackson. Seems to be a recurring theme. The DJT is compelled to ask, Why don't you degenerates take this shit to Brandon or Madison?

And to the City of Jackson, we ask: If these ass-clowns did not have a valid permit at the time they set up shop, why were they not arrested on the spot?

Is White Trash Model Wendy Ramage BUYING Property Downtown?

2011-11-06T16:03:00.002-06:00

The DJT is not in the business of running down every rumor that appears in the comments section of the DJT. However, we recently noticed several comments that, quite frankly, scare the hell out of us. Those comments stated that white trash model Wendy Ramage "and a relative" were planning to purchase property downtown. We presume this would be to reopen another Wendy's ~~Whorehouse~~ Playhouse, similar to the one the DJT succeeded in shutting down last month.

Imagine how bad that would be. Crotch rocket model Wendy Ramage and her white trash friends owning property downtown. It is a very real possibility. In dealing with white trash, DJT has learned the following: (1) white trash takes great pride in being white trash; (2) if they think they are not wanted somewhere, they will show their asses and make sure to be seen for no purpose other than to annoy people that are not white trash; and (3) all white trash has that one relative that worked long enough on the rig to get a check each month and co-sign loans for his white trash relatives.

Therefore, this is one threat the DJT takes seriously, as should every developer, property owner and resident of downtown. If we do not put a stop to this now, get ready to see this every single day in our neighborhood (WARNING: Heavy photoshopping by Crotch Rocket Magazine and flag desecration, viewer discretion advised):

Move quickly to put a stop to this now.

Locker Room Rooftop Scorpio Birthday Thugaganza TONIGHT!

2011-11-05T16:55:00.002-05:00

Jackson MS surgeon Dr. Seshadri Raju and convicted killer Sean King invite you to the Locker Room's illegal rooftop bar for the Scorpio birthday Thugaganza TONIGHT.

If you're bored after the Alabama-LSU game, come to the Locker Room Sykyboxx and get your thug on. 5 dollar cover for thugs, and free Whiskey Sours for da hoes.

Concealed weapons are strictly prohibited (and highly recommended).

Digital Flash Mob Tries to Shut Down DJT--Gets Beat Down

2011-11-04T14:46:00.001-05:00

Well it was only a matter of time, although we expected more of a professional effort.

This afternoon, DJT began receiving post-after-post (within seconds of each other) in support of convicted killer Sean King, owner of the Locker Room and the illegal Skybox bar. These posts included false statements about DJT, as well as "puff posts" about the Locker Room and Skybox. These posts were purportedly from "disinterested" people.

Semi-intelligent thugs like those that posted here have a familiar modus operandi when lying. They make up a BS story (the thesis) and then add specific details that they believe corroborate the story and make it sound believeable. Unfortunately, the more details the morons add to corroborate the story, the more likely it is that an investigation of those details will prove the story false. That's what happened in this case.

After we verified that these were impersonations, we did a little cybersleuthing and mapping. Low and behold it was a coordinated attack by Locker Room thug bar supporters. DJT quickly dispensed with the offending comments.

Guys, if you're gonna do a drive-by, learn how to shoot first.

Take It Somewhere Else

2011-11-04T06:00:00.007-05:00

Party on the Millsaps Roof this Saturday, November 5, 2011

2011-11-03T11:55:00.000-05:00

Dr. Raju, Walter and Henry Michel and Locker Room owner and convicted killer Sean King invite everyone to a "high" rise good time on the roof of the Millsaps Building.

Here's the invite:

So come out and join the Locker Room for a homicidal good time at the illegal bar on top of the Millsaps Building. And don't worry about the 5-0, cause they got the PO-lice locked out.

$5 cover and you party all night. This party's definitely gonna be "dope."

Disclaimer: Enter at your own risk. Convicted killer Sean King is not responsible for any "accidents" that may occur. Not inspected by JFD or Code Enforcement. Patrons and firefighters assume all risks of burning to death in the event of a fire. Not responsible for falling through the roof due to Dirty White Boy's shitty construction. People passing on the street below be on the lookout for shit "mysteriously" falling from above. Hardhats suggested. Not our fault if you get hit though.

In Honor of Wendy Ramage's Friends

2011-11-03T10:11:00.001-05:00

We offer this in honor of all Wendy Ramage's friends and supporters who have provided us with their scholarly commentary on Ms. Ramage's behalf.

(H/t to the anonymous ~~smartass~~ commentor who provided the link in a previous post)

The (downtown) Jackson Five

2011-11-03T06:00:00.001-05:00

Convicted killer Sean King, owner of the Locker Room thug bar.

Convicted felon LaTonya King a/k/a LaTonya King Williams, Manager of the Locker Room's illegal rooftop bar.

Seshadri Raju, MD, owner of the Millsaps Building who rents to the Kings, knows about their illegal rooftop bar, criminal records, etc., and doesn't do a damn thing about it.

Tough-on-crime State Senator J. Walter Michel, who's real estate agency manages the Millsaps Building, knows about the Locker Room's illegal activities but is too busy making money to do anything about it. Sen. Michel is tough-on-crime unless he's making money from it.

Hapless property manager Henry Michel who, despite being given irrefutable evidence of criminal activity on the premises, is too busy collecting his commission to grow a pair and put a stop to it.

You guys should really put out a Greatest Hits album. On second thought, DJT will do it for you.

Trash is Not a Race

2011-11-02T16:11:00.000-05:00

Our focus at DJT is on the degenerates, thugs, reprobates and lowlife trash who have invaded downtown and threaten to destroy the good works of others. Of course, this has brought about the predictable false claims of racism from certain people.

Those screaming the loudest about racism appear to be supporters of convicted killer Sean King, who owns the Locker Room. DJT does not care that the murderous Mr. King is an African American. It does cause DJT concern, however, that Mr. King's supporters cry racism when that obviously is not the case.

One must wonder if Mr. King's supporters can read and/or count. DJT has reported on both black and white trash businesses that threaten our community. In fact, there is one white business that got skewered in the comments section to a much worse extent than any black-owned business.

DJT is an equal opportunity enforcer. We will report on any person who harms our quality of life regardless of race. Don't believe it? The numbers don't lie:

Total Posts: 22

Posts About White Businesses:     12 (55%)
Posts About Black Businesses:      3 (13%)
Posts Mentioning Both:                  3 (13%)
Race-Neutral Posts:                       4 (19%)

(percentages rounded).

Note: We included the recent post about the Skybox in the list of "black businesses," even though the content of the post dealt with the deceitful behavior of Dirty White Boy (as the name implies, DWB is white).

55% of our posts have dealt with white businesses, and only 13% black. Does that clear things up for you race-pimps out there? DJT focuses on behavior, not race.

Also, you might want to consider that there are several black-owned businesses in our community that have not been discussed here. The reason those businesses have not been mentioned is because the owners of those businesses are responsible partners in our community and we appreciate them.

Put the tired, weak ass race card away. It won't work here.

Benjamin Boyd's Sky Box--Locker Room Rooftop Bar

2011-11-01T16:46:00.000-05:00

DJT has previously alleged that downtown Jackson dirtbag Benjamin "Benji" Boyd a/k/a Dirty White Boy, has been operating an illegal rooftop bar at the Millsaps Building, commonly referred to as the Skybox. We also speculated that Boyd was running this unlicensed shit hole in conjunction with the thugged-out Locker Room bar.

Whenever Boyd has been confronted with these allegations, he has stated that his little deck was being used to entertain "business associates." When that did not pass the smell of body odor test, Boyd changed his story and claimed that he was actually using the rooftop as a dance studio. DWB put a lot of thought into this cover story, going so far as to create a Facebook page for his harmless endeavors.

This studio fits in perfectly with the downtown area. After all, what could be more culturally-rich than a place to take ballroom dance lessons from an accomplished ballroom dancer the caliber of Benjamin Boyd?

Unfortunately for downtown residents, it's complete and utter bullshit. Despite lie after lie from Benjamin Boyd, here's a little invite to a party that we found on the Skybox's Facebook page:

And if you are interested next week, you can attend this one for some late night antics:

When we saw this, we thought perhaps someone might be playing a little trick on Benji Boyd. Surely he and his compatriots were not stupid enough to put this on the Internet after months of bullshitting the City. We were wrong. They are just that stupid. Check out the party pics we found:

According to this article in DownSouf Magazine (published September 15, 2011),

If you want to check out some soulful spoken word and poetry give The Locker Room and Syky Boxx Poetry a visit. Admission to the poetry event held every Friday night is $5/drinks specials include $1 longnecks and free walk me downs for the ladies. Try to arrive by 9 pm if you want to get a good seat…. Come mingle, it’s a good look.

Unlicensed, illegal rooftop bar. No permit. Lie after lie to the City. Illegal alcohol sales. No fire inspection. And all the time thinking the City of Jackson and JPD are too stupid to catch them.

Next post, we will discuss Benjamin Boyd's thuggalicious partners in this venture.

Meet Anthony Demon Jones a/k/a Tony Jones

2011-11-01T15:48:00.000-05:00

Name:          Anthony Demon Jones

Alias:            The Defendant

Employer:     The Locker Room

Occupation: Violent Habitual Offender

Hobbies:       Stealing
                     Getting his ass kicked by JPD

Today DJT recognizes Anthony Demon Jones. Mr. Jones was recently approved for a likely full-ride, lifetime scholarship to Thug University. The scholarship, sponsored by Hinds County District Attorney Robert S. Smith's Special Habitual Intervention Team (S.H.I.T.) program, offers a full-range of services for individuals who require State assistance in their daily lives.

DA Smith stated that Mr. Jones' selection shows that persistence pays off. "Mr. Jones submitted 18 applications to previous administrations, but was rejected each time," Smith said. To make sure he got approved this time, Jones submitted two applications to the S.H.I.T. program. Before the DA's office could process the first application, Jones applied again. That's unusual, according to Smith, "We have lots of applicants, but most only apply once." This determination caught the attention of the DA's office. "With determination like that, Anthony Demon Jones is just the type of candidate we want in the S.H.I.T. program."

Couldn't have said it any better ourselves, Mr. Smith.

[Note: All quotes attributed to District Attorney Robert Smith are complete fabrications. Mr. Smith, to DJT's knowledge, never said those things.]

Dirty White Boy at it again

2011-11-01T10:04:00.002-05:00

DJT has learned that Benjamin "Benji" Boyd, aka Dirty White Boy, had another barn-burning hell raiser recently.

DWB was allegedly minding his own business on his Millsaps Building rooftop party palace when evildoers attempted to interfere with his use of the property. By "minding his own business," we mean that he was blasting his shitty music so loud at 3am that it could be heard inside nearby residences. It seems DWB didn't learn anything from his last trip to jail for disorderly conduct, except maybe how to keep the police off the roof.

Officers from JPD tried to access DWB's rooftop compound but were unable to gain access. Yes, you read that correctly. Dirty White Boy has secured his apartment so that police officers cannot access it.

As previously reported, DWB rents his Millsaps party hole from Jackson vascular surgeon Dr. Raju and property manager Henry Michel of the J. Walter Michel Agency.

DJT is still investigating this incident and will report details as they emerge. In the meantime, ponder this:

1. Why have Dr. Raju and Henry Michel allowed Dirty White Boy to occupy the rooftop in such a way that it cannot be accessed by JPD?

2. Do Dr. Raju and Henry Michel have so little regard for police officers trying to do their job that they allow this secure fortress at The Millsaps Building?

3. Why are Dr. Raju and Henry Michel renting to this wild animal who cannot self-regulate his behavior to civilized standards?

As we said before, Dr. Raju and Henry Michel are the best friends a dirtbag could have.

DJT Responds to Threats from White Trash

2011-10-31T20:43:00.003-05:00

Earlier today, some white trash posted a threat against DJT and another person who posts here. That threat included the following nugget:

I will admit some CRAZY folks in Rankin County.. That will kill your dumb
mouth running aZZ!...So keep saying more and you will SEE. These folks not
afraid of the law or jail!!

Since these meth heads likely have poor reading comprehension skills, DJT posts the following video response to their threats (NOTE: Frank Stillwell--that dude laying flat on his back not moving--wasn't afraid of "the law or jail" either).

So Sayeth the Shepherd

2011-10-30T17:43:00.000-05:00

Ted S. Orkin, Property Manager and Downtown Slumlord

2011-10-30T13:38:00.000-05:00

Today, DJT would like to recognize Ted S. Orkin. Without Ted S. Orkin, we would not have Wendy Ramage or Chip Matthews opening a human landfill downtown. It's just not fair that he toils away in anonymity, while Ramage and Matthews get all the credit for their efforts to "improve" our community. So, by God, DJT is here to make sure Orkin gets the credit he deserves.

Mr. Orkin is a property manager here in Jackson. He is the founder and principal of Orkin Property Management. According to Orkin's website, his business specializes in "Community Association Management."

Mr. Orkin also owns a little property downtown. Specifically, he owns the property at 206 West Capitol Street. This is the location where the trashy Wendy's Playhouse is/was located. Orkin leased this property to FIRE meat market peddler Chip Matthews. Matthews, in turn, handed the place over to airhead front girl Wendy Ramage.

Over time, several low-rent garbage dump bars have been operated at this location. Before it was Wendy's Playhouse, it was The Joint and a whole host of other notorious cesspools.

DJT was quite surprised to learn that Mr. Orkin was willing to go so far into the gutter to rent this place out. Orkin's client list reads like a Who's Who of prime real estate and community associations. Orkin's website boasts that he provides property management and real estate services to the following subdivisions and associations:

Annandale Estates Madison, MS
Bayridge Jackson, MS
Belle Terre Madison, MS
Bridgepointe Brandon, MS
Cypress Lake Madison, MS
Fontanelle Madison, MS
Hatheway Lake Madison, MS
Johnstone & Britton Lake Madison, MS
Montrose & La Roche’ Ridgeland, MS
Overlook Pointe Ridgeland, MS
Shadowood and Wendover Ridgeland, MS
Sherbourne Madison, MS
Windrush Ridgeland, MS
Wright’s Mill Madison, MS

Wow. That's some prime real estate there. I wonder if Ted Orkin's fancy clients know he does business with this kind of riff-raff.

How come Ted Orkin didn't lease Chip Matthews some property at Annandale or Wright's Mill to open his dives. Or why not Avignon Office Park in Ridgeland (which Orkin also manages)? Why not go find him some good solid commercial property in the City of Madison for another of his sewer clubs?

Ted Orkin didn't lease Chip Matthews property in Madison, Ridgeland or Brandon because he knew they wouldn't tolerate it. Yet, Orkin has no problem renting Matthews property in our neighborhood to open up another white trash freak show. And all within 9mm range of our front door.

We salute you, Ted Orkin. Another real estate scumbag who doesn't give a shit about the community.

Everybody Take Cover--The White Trash is Thinking

2011-10-30T12:16:00.000-05:00

Intel says that white trash Wendy Ramage and slimeball Chip Matthews have a new plan to bring something skanky to downtown. The super secret plan appears to be to reopen the club under a different name. Those dumbass downtown residents will never figure it out. Score!

I never thought it would be that easy to get rid of Chip and Wendy. White trash is like herpes. Damn near impossible to get rid of it.

Lock and load.

My Goodness

2011-10-29T20:39:00.000-05:00

Still falsely accusing DJT of "threatening" her. But this is what caught the attention of the DJT Protective Services Division:

Roel Rosales: So sorry bout ur club what a dick! Can u get him back?

Wendy Ramage: In the works.

DJT Terror Alert Level: Elevated.

Wendy's Playhouse Closed?

2011-10-29T17:57:00.000-05:00

Wendy Ramage has apparently decided to close her (not) club Wendy's Playhouse. But she couldn't help giving it the Jerry Springer routine on the way off stage. According to the Playhouse Facebook page,

THE REASON I HAD TO CLOSE MY NEW CLUB IS BECAUSE OF THE THREATS BY THIS MAN AND HE HAS LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING HE HAS SAID! SO YOU ALL KNOW ME YOU BE THE JUDGE OF IT ALL AND HE SAID HE WAS COMING AFTER "EVERY" NIGHT CLUB IN JACKSON STARTING WITH THE LOCKER ROOM AND FIRE MAGOOS AND ALL OF THEM! THIS IS WHY JACKSON CAN NOT HAVE ANYTHING NICE! YOU DECIDE FOR YOURSELF!!!!

Here's a screenshot just in case it disappears later:

While we appreciate and respect Ms. Ramage's business decision, we can not allow her to lie about the actions of DJT.

1. DJT never said it was coming after "every night club in Jackson." This is typical white trash, trailer park, drama-starting BS.

The DJT command staff likes bars. We even visit bars from time-to-time. While there, we ~~always~~ sometimes consume ~~lots of~~ beer and intoxicating liquor. We also like certain bars downtown. We will never be "coming after" nice, respectable establishments that fit in, and do not detract from, the quality of life in our community.

2. DJT has lied about nothing. You come forward with any factual allegation that you think was a lie, and we will address it.

3. We didn't know what "FIRE MAGOOS" was, so we had the DJT Research Team run it through ~~Google~~ the DJT Compartmented Intelligence Information System. Apparently Ms. Ramage is referring to two different bars. One being "Fire," the other being "Magoos." (Is Magoos the old Mardi Gras/Voodoo place?).

DJT was unaware that the place called Magoos even existed before reading Ms. Ramage's post. DJT has never mentioned this place. As to Fire, as far as we know, Fire is not currently causing a problem in our community, or detracting from our quality of life. While we did say we did not want "Little Fire" downtown, we never mentioned the actual Fire club.

At any rate, don't let the door hit you on the way out Ms. Ramage.

Opinions, Whorehouses, Comments, Rebuttals and SLAPP Lawsuit Threats

2011-10-29T16:47:00.000-05:00

Since the trailer park is now up in arms and in full effect, it seems prudent to explain a few things to people who might not have paid close-enough attention in GED review class.

Statements of Fact vs. Statements of Opinion

This site contains both statements of fact and statements of opinion. Those who are tempted to threaten DJT with a defamation lawsuit would be well-advised to learn the difference. For example, calling someone "white trash" is a statement of opinion, not fact. Statements of opinion are not defamatory.

Whorehouses

For those who may be of dim intellect, we feel compelled to explain our use of the term "whorehouse." Our use of the term "whorehouse" does not literally mean a place where one may enter and purchase sex with U.S. Currency. Our use of the term "whorehouse" means a location where one might find people who are dressed like, look like, or are acting like whores (in a not-for-profit or pro bono capacity).

No person of reasonable, average intelligence would think that our use of the term "whorehouse" means actual prostitution. However, we provide this explanation for those who might be reading this and be of substantially less than average intelligence.

In the event we discover a literal "whorehouse," you can rest assured that we will have a lot more details than simply calling it a whorehouse.

Comments

As some may have noticed, we do not censor comments here. We allow anonymous posting, and do not delete or screen comments that disagree with, attack or even threaten us. Just as this is a forum to express our opinion, we will allow those that disagree with us to express theirs. You're welcome.

Rebuttals

In the event any of the people highlighted on this site wish to show us that we're wrong, or just put a good cussing on us, you are welcome to do so. We will publish your thoughts.

And if we discover that we really are wrong (which is unlikely), we will correct the error.

SLAPP Lawsuit Threats

We have great respect for the freedoms of speech and expression. Our respect for these freedoms is such that we allow people to trash us on our own site, even though we have no obligation to do so. Obviously, we are quite protective of these rights. We don't take well to threats of lawsuits that attempt to extort us into removing our opinions. These are commonly referred to as "SLAPP" suits.

Anyone who is tempted to file a SLAPP suit against us should be prepared to get SLAPPed back. And we won't quit SLAPPing until the threat is neutralized. This applies both to would-be plaintiffs, as well as any potential low-rent mouthpiece looking for a nuisance settlement.

Our opinions will not be removed. We will not pay one dime to settle your frivolous claims. That's our policy and it ain't gonna change.

If there are any questions, please let us know. We thank you for your support.

Wendy's Playhouse, or Fire-Lite?

2011-10-29T14:29:00.000-05:00

Our conversation with Wendy Ramage yesterday revealed some interesting facts about her operation that we didn't know, and verified a few things that we suspected. It seems there's more to Wendy's Playhouse than meets the butt-naked eye.

Surprisingly, Ms. Ramage denied that she was operating a club at this location. Despite unmistakable advertising to the contrary, Ms. Ramage claimed that her operation was not a club at all. According to Ms. Ramage, Wendy's Playhouse simply plans and stages events at the location. Ms. Ramage would not respond when we asked her if she had a license to do business in the City of Jackson.

Ms. Ramage revealed that her partner in the business venture was Chip Matthews. Mr. Matthews is the owner of the infamous FIRE meat market on 209 Commerce Street. She further stated that Mr. Matthews held the license to operate a club on the premises. Ms. Ramage claimed that Mr. Matthews even "owned" the building where her (not) club does business (Note: Matthews actually rents the building from an upstanding real estate professional that we will recognize in a separate post).

We subsequently discovered that Matthews was actually calling the shots and speaking on behalf of Wendy's Playhouse.

Matthews' lease. Matthews' license. Matthews speaking on behalf of the business. Is it possible that Wendy Ramage is just the "front man," and that this is Chip Matthews' attempt to get a foothold downtown (at the same time the Farish Street projects are proceeding)? If so, why not just come right out and let everyone know that this is his operation?

Could it be that Mr. Matthews didn't advertise his involvement because of the Category 5 shitstorm it would have created? Can you imagine the reaction of developers and residents if they realized that "little FIRE" was coming downtown? It would not have been pretty.

Circumstantial evidence is that Chip Matthews is ass-deep in Wendy's Playhouse. Of course, we could be wrong. Mr. Matthews is welcome to provide any evidence to the contrary and we will post it. Until then, the DJT Investigations Division will continue digging.

So You're Not Scared of Getting a DUI in Jackson?

2011-10-29T09:35:00.000-05:00

Picture this. You're from Rankin County and want to have some fun at one of the boom-boom garbage dumps that have cropped up downtown. The kind of place that would never be allowed in your community. You pull up and park in the dive's dimly lit parking lot. Your Rankin County tag clearly displayed on the bumper.

You leave at 2am feeling good. Unbeknownst to you, concerned downtown residents are watching. One of them anonymously calls Flowood and Pearl PD to report a suspected drunk driver. Dispatch sends out a BOLO (be on the lookout) call to all officers.

Fast forward 20 minutes.

It's 0220 hours. Officer Billy Joe Hammer is 10-8, sitting in a parking lot off Highway 80. He's fresh out of DUI-SFST Instructor School. Locked, cocked and ready to put Rankin County foot to some drunk driving ass. He sees a vehicle--your vehicle--and it matches the BOLO call in every detail.

Whatcha think he's gonna do?

Opening Night at Wendy's Playhouse

2011-10-28T21:59:00.000-05:00

Ya know, I got to thinking earlier tonight. Perhaps I was being too judgmental about Wendy Ramage and her Playhouse. Perhaps she was telling the truth about wanting to bring some class to downtown. Maybe I was unfair to Ms. Ramage.

Just as I was drafting a public apology to Ms. Ramage, I received an emergency message on the Tactical Action Line from an officer assigned to the elite DJT Intelligence Division. The duty Agent informed me that one of our clandestine Skankwatch teams had located irrefutable evidence of trashy activity at the Playhouse. Using a series of cutouts and dead-drops, we have obtained the evidence and post it here for your review.

Classy stuff, indeed.

Wendy Ramage is Pissed!--UPDATED

2011-10-28T14:35:00.000-05:00

Just got off the phone with Wendy Ramage, and she is pissed!!!!!!

Details later.

UPDATED--So I was trying to eat lunch when the receptionist buzzed me and said that ~~Miss. Kitty~~ Wendy Ramage was on the phone. She was quite upset with your humble correspondent's reporting about her establishment. All attempts to persuade Ms. Ramage that my reporting was fair and balanced (and even truthful) were futile.

Ms. Rankin County appeared most annoyed with the statement that she was "white trash" and that I referred to her operation as a "whorehouse" (although that word was struck through). Then there was the obligatory threat to sue me for slander (actually it would be libel, but whatever). Of course, I will be hearing from "her attorney" (who's office is apparently located in a van down by the Rankin side of the Pearl River). Blah blah blah.

It appears Ms. Ramage cannot make her little country mind wrap around the concept that calling her white trash is a statement of opinion, not of fact. However, even if it was a statement of fact, truth is a defense. And there's definitely a lot of evidence supporting the allegation that she is white trash. In support of that allegation, I offer Exhibits A, B, C and D, as follows:

In the words of Megyn Kelly, "we report, you decide."

Ms. Ramage also disclosed a few tidbits about her club that I did not know (like the fact that she doesn't have a license). More on the rest of the conversation in Part 2.

Senator Roger Wicker and the Level 3 f/k/a Touch Thug Bar

2011-10-27T16:56:00.000-05:00

Residents of downtown Jackson are all too familiar with the Level 3 thug bar, located at 105 East Capitol Street in downtown Jackson. This place has had several names through the years, including Touch, Gaters and others.

These days, the Level 3 is known as a place where mobs of drunken animals gather for a little late night/early morning fun. After the patrons finish getting drunk beyond belief and playing with illegal strippers, they pile out into the street en masse for more revelry. And by "revelry," we mean that they go out into the street and recklessly discharge firearms for no good reason and generally make themselves a nuisance to law-abiding citizens.

So imagine our surprise when we learned that Mississippi Senator Roger Wicker (R) has a close connection to the Level 3 f/k/a Touch thug bar. While we don't know if the straight-laced family values conservative has actually gone to the Level 3 to get his freak on, we do know that one of his staffers has a business interest in this thug bar.

Meet Saleem Baird.

The staffer in question is a young fellow named Saleem Baird. Mr. Baird serves as Senator Wicker's "Legislative Correspondent." For these services, Mr. Baird is paid over $50,000.00 a year in taxpayer money. No word on how much of that he uses to thug-up our downtown neighborhood at Level 3/Touch.

It seems quite strange that a conservative Senator like Mr. Wicker would allow a staffer to have a business interest in this type of night club. It becomes even more strange when one considers Senator Wicker's close connection with the ultra-conservative religious-right American Family Association. Something tells me Rev. Wildmon would not approve of the debauchery that goes on at this place.

Maybe one day Senator Wicker can tell us how he feels about one of his staffers being involved in this den of iniquity. Until then, we'll keep an eye out for Senator Wicker walking around downtown wearing a wifebeater and Cincinnati Reds cap and smoking a blunt.

J. Walter Michel Agency-The best friend a dirtbag could have.

2011-10-27T13:49:00.000-05:00

The J.Walter Michel Agency is a prominent real estate agency in Jackson. It is also the best friend a downtown Jackson dirtbag can have.

If the name J. Walter Michel rings a bell, it's probably because Mr. Michel is also known as State Senator J. Walter Michel of Northeast Jackson.

Henry Michel, pictured above, is employed by the Michel Agency. Henry's duties include managing properties for downtown slumlord Dr. Raju. Henry Michel handles the day-to-day management of the property that is occupied by the Locker Room and illegal rooftop bar proprietor Benjamin Boyd.

Henry Michel has been repeatedly warned about the problems created by the Locker Room and Benjamin Boyd. Rather than taking action to fix the problem, Henry goes into full-advocacy mode for his misunderstood tenants. After receiving complaints from citizens, quasi-governmental agencies and other realtors, Henry Michel defended his poor, misundertstood tenants as "taxpaying businesses." Rather than actually doing something about the problems his tenants create, Henry Michel chooses to blame the Jackson Police Department for not making his tenants behave.

Shameful and gutless. But Henry Michel doesn't care. He is going to collect his commission and scurry off to his gated-community in Northeast Jackson before sunset.

If you have property for lease, call the real estate professionals at the J. Walter Michel Agency. They will do whatever it takes to keep the rent money flowing-even if it means helping destroy a community in the process.

Wendy's Playhouse-Rankin County Trash Comes to Downtown

2011-10-26T18:56:00.000-05:00

Now announcing the grand opening of downtown Jackson's newest ~~nuisance~~ establishment. Wendy's ~~Whorehouse~~ Playhouse has opened at 206 West Capitol Street in Jackson.

This abomination is located directly across the street from the Locker Room. Wendy's Playhouse is owned by ~~Louise Hathcock~~ Wendy Ramage, who hails from Rankin County. According to the club's Facebook page, you can

COME ON OUT TO WENDY'S PLAYHOUSE TONIGHT FOR DANCE NITE! LADIES GET IN FREE BEFORE MID NITE! DOORS OPEN AT 10 PM AND WE AIN'T GOING HOME TIL THE SUN COMES UP!

Great. While the rest of the community tries to sleep, Rankin County's finest white trash comes in, sets up her own little Boar's Nest and raises hell all night.

Wendy Ramage is a...uh..."model" in her spare time. When Ms. Ramage is not working at ~~the Shamrock Motel~~ Wendy's Playhouse, she is busy with modeling shoots (presumably at car shows and tractor pulls). Here's some of Ms. Ramage's best work from her website.

Just what we needed. More trash in the neighborhood. I wonder why the lovely Ms. Ramage didn't open her little establishment in her own trailerhood over in Brandon. And don't we have enough of our own trash down here? Do we really need Rankin County's trash too?

Oh well. At least she has good motives, as her Facebook page says, she only wants to "bring a lil' uptown to downtown Jackson." Well thanks so much for classing the place up for us Wendy!

Meet Seshadri Raju, MD-Renowned Vascular Surgeon and Downtown Slumlord

2011-10-26T14:46:00.000-05:00

Please allow me to introduce you to Seshadri Raju, MD. Dr. Raju is a renowned vascular surgeon in Jackson. I don't think it would be an overstatement to say that Dr. Raju is world-renowned for his surgical skills (he performed the first successful lung transplant in the United States). While Dr. Raju's skills as a surgeon are unmatched, his actions as a downtown property owner leave much to be desired.

Dr. Raju owns the problem areas of the Millsaps building. Specifically, he owns the space where the Locker Room is located. Dr. Raju also owns the 8th floor, and the rooftop where Benjamin Boyd built his illegal rooftop bar. Dr. Raju has been informed of the problems caused by the Locker Room and Benjamin Boyd's Skybox. Yet, he refuses to do a damn thing about it. Dr. Raju continues renting property to these people, even though he knows the terrible effect these folks have on our community. Dr. Raju also refuses to take any security measures whatsoever to make his property safe and thug-free. He's too busy taking his rent money hand over fist. As long as he's getting paid, Dr. Raju doesn't give a rip about downtown Jackson.

Thanks, Dr. Raju. Thanks for nothing.

The Real Villains in Downtown Jackson

2011-10-26T14:25:00.000-05:00

The real villains in downtown Jackson are not the people who are actually breaking the law, disturbing the peace and otherwise dirtying up our neighborhood. Blaming these people for acting like animals is like blaming a cockroach for crawling into the cupboard. It's just what they do.

The true villains are the irresponsible property owners who rent to these jackwagons in the first place. If the property owners would refuse to rent to the riff-raff, these problems would not exist. Is it too much to ask for property owners to have a little consideration for the community and not rent property to a bunch of grab-ass hooligans who want to open a makeshift beer joint on Capitol? How about requiring a reasonable closing time (2am) in the lease? How about evicting tenants who violate the law or building code? How about taking some security measures to make the property reasonably safe and fit for law-abiding citizens?

In other words, is it too much to ask for downtown property owners to give a shit about the community where their property is located?

The irresponsible, greedy property owners are the true bad guys who are ruining downtown. Without them, there would be no thugs and criminals hanging out among us.

Dirty White Boy Identified

2011-10-26T13:01:00.000-05:00

As stated in a previous post, the Locker Room thug bar has a mysterious friend, whose behavior we found a bit odd. We code-named this unidentified white male "Dirty White Boy." Here's a picture of DWB, apparently after a shower and a change of clothes (he never looked this clean when he was roaming around the Millsaps Building):

DWB was subsequently identified as Benjamin Boyd a/k/a Benji Boyd. Benjamin Boyd occupies a small rooftop apartment that sits atop the Millsaps Building. Part of the roof contains the apartment, while the other part is an open rooftop.

We observed things about Benjamin Boyd's behavior that were out of the ordinary. Though Boyd "lives" in the apartment, he is gone for days at a time. Boyd enters the building at odd hours, often accompanied by persons who do not appear to have any legitimate reason to be inside an office building. Benjamin Boyd also appears to have no regular employment or source of income. Needless to say, Benjamin Boyd is not your typical downtown Jackson resident. Furthermore, his appearance is not that of someone a person would expect to see roaming freely about a professional office building.

It only took one face-to-face encounter with Benji Boyd to realize that he was not someone who was going to contribute anything positive to the downtown Jackson community. During a conversation with Boyd, he stated that he was an "independent filmmaker" (INSERT JOKE OF YOUR CHOICE). He stated that he had a house in Wisconsin and spent part of his time there. Boyd tried very hard to give the impression that he was a major player in the entertainment industry. He vowed that he planned to provide something "Jackson has never had before."

During the conversation, Benjamin Boyd was visibly nervous, shaking and sweating. His mouth was running in overdrive, while his pupils were completely dilated (while standing under a strong florescent light).

Boyd stated that he was constructing a deck on the rooftop to "entertain business associates." This was an odd statement, considering that Boyd was always dressed and groomed as a vagrant. What possible business associates could he have?

As it turns out, Boyd was lying about the purpose of the rooftop deck, but definitely telling the truth about building something "Jackson has never had before." More on that next time.

The Millsaps Building-Ground Zero for Downtown Jackson Crime

2011-10-26T11:23:00.000-05:00

The Millsaps Building, located at 201 West Capitol Street in Jackson, is an 8-story office building in the heart of downtown. The Millsaps Building sits on the corner across from the Mayflower Restaurant, at the intersection of Capitol Street and Roach Street. It is less than a block from the newly-renovated King Edward Hotel and Apartments. It is also located a block away from the upscale Standard Life Flats.

From the outside, the Millsaps Building looks like a generic downtown office building. The inside, however, is an incubator for downtown Jackson thuggery.

The ground floor of the Millsaps Building extends to the immediate right of the building proper. It is within this extension that the "Locker Room" thug bar is housed. As if this were not enough, the Locker Room has teamed up with a white male (code named "Dirty White Boy" or "DWB" for short), to operate an illegal rooftop bar on the roof of the Millsaps Building. A confidential source has informed DJT Blog that Dirty White Boy's rooftop bar is commonly referred to as "the Skybox" by people who finish their "business" at the Locker Room and want to go relax.

While the Millsaps Building serves as a marvel of modern convenience for lowlifes, it brings an undesireable element to downtown. Obviously, neither the proprietors of the Locker Room nor Dirty White Boy can afford to own the Millsaps Building. They rent from some upstanding Jacksonians who own this building. Who would rent to these people? Who would allow their building to house these types of businesses? We will answer that question in the next post.

In the meantime, you would be well-advised to stay away from the Millsaps Building. The place is dangerous. If you must go within the vicinity of the Millsaps Building (especially after sunset), I suggest you go armed and not concealed.

Welcome to Downtown Jackson Trash

2011-10-25T16:40:00.000-05:00

We welcome you to the Downtown Jackson Trash blog. This blog chronicles the exploits of irresponsible property owners, white trash, thugs, vagrants, road whores and other reprobates who strive to keep downtown Jackson, Mississippi a low-rent ghetto.

For every decent, hard-working businessman who invests money to make downtown Jackson a better place, there are at least 10 human cockroaches crawling around trying to make a fast buck, by any means necessary. Unfortunately for those of us who live down here, these lowlifes hurt our quality of life. The reason these scumbags are able to operate freely is because they do so anonymously. In other words, no one knows who the scumbags are. Ever wonder who runs the thug bars on Capitol Street? Or more importantly, what prominent doctor and real estate firm rent to them? Well wonder no more.

The DJT blog is here to make sure these upstanding citizens get the recognition they deserve.

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