Picture this. You're from Rankin County and want to have some fun at one of the boom-boom garbage dumps that have cropped up downtown. The kind of place that would never be allowed in your community. You pull up and park in the dive's dimly lit parking lot. Your Rankin County tag clearly displayed on the bumper.
You leave at 2am feeling good. Unbeknownst to you, concerned downtown residents are watching. One of them anonymously calls Flowood and Pearl PD to report a suspected drunk driver. Dispatch sends out a BOLO (be on the lookout) call to all officers.
Fast forward 20 minutes.
It's 0220 hours. Officer Billy Joe Hammer is 10-8, sitting in a parking lot off Highway 80. He's fresh out of DUI-SFST Instructor School. Locked, cocked and ready to put Rankin County foot to some drunk driving ass. He sees a vehicle--your vehicle--and it matches the BOLO call in every detail.
Whatcha think he's gonna do?
I'm from Madison, and I would be caught dead in Jackson, Mississippi
ReplyDeleteI think you meant "wouldn't", but in any event, good. Enjoy your strip centers.
ReplyDeleteLike Madison is any better... And it's in Mississippi also dummy...
ReplyDeleteAnything is better than Rankin County and Hinds County...I love them new strip centers. I don't have to worry about getting my head bashed in by a thug.
ReplyDeleteI dare you to try to get me arrested after leaving a downtown bar!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd what are you going to do about it if somebody does 258?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty certain this happens. This would be why if I go downtown, I stay in a hotel or take a cab.
ReplyDeleteNice piece.
"I stay in a hotel"
ReplyDeleteWe would welcome you Kapt, but there is something GROSS about the "patrons" of Level 3 checking into the King, with their "ladies" at 3 in the morning. They should be required to post a disclaimer on the back of the room doors.
We that live here see this every night the Level 3 is open.
I'm with you! When we were down there we were lucky enough to see something out of the 70's replete with hookers. It was pretty surreal. I was thinking I needed a pair of golf shoes.
ReplyDeleteFear and Loathing in Jacktown
ReplyDeleteand the surreal thing is that once your in hinds and you get that DUI hinds county is going to foot work that toothless rankin county ass so to all you stupid fucks thinking your above the law or think your untouchable get ready for an ass beating of a life time
ReplyDelete10:13. Please stop posting, or take typing snd English lessons.
ReplyDelete@1013: I believe he may be referring to a good ole school precinct 2 ass beating. Which is EXACTLY what these MFs need.
ReplyDeleteSounds like someone has a personal vendetta against Rankin and Madison Counties where the the majority property owners are "white flight"ers from Hinds county. We have functional governing authorities instead of Kenneth Stokes(pronounced STOKE(his words)) that will actually prosicute law breakers instead of helping "they brothers" out...i.e the two thugs who broke into the womans house a few weeks ago and killed her. There was a manhunt until they were caught...tried, convicted, and sentenced within a week. Would that ever happen in Hinds county? Let me answer that, NOPE. The majority just voted out the last hope for law (McMillan).
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