Thursday, January 26, 2012

JFP Hurts Tat Monkeys' Feelings


The DJT is very familiar with the thin-skinned nature of the tat-monkey crew that supports downtown Jackson trash bins like Club Volume.  Every time we post a story about the community-killers, we get a barrage of logic-challenged BS comments defending the white trash way of life.

Recently, we witnessed a public temper tantrum by some of our more conspicuous tat monkeys that confirmed what we've known for some time:  They are all a bunch of little over-indulged, spoiled crybabies with entitlement issues.

Apparently, the local tat monkeys are miffed that they were not included in the Jackson Free Press "Best Of" list this year.  So miffed, in fact, that they formed a Facebook page called Anti JFP (Jackson False Press)

So how pissed are they?  Check this out:



In addition to this tat trafficker, the bartenders are also distraught:



And then there's some miscellaneous rumblings:







They were also kind enough to give the DJT a random shout-out, although we have nothing to do with the JFP:



But it was refreshing to see a white guy proclaiming his African American heritage:



And not so refreshing to see the obligatory jab at the "lushes at Parlor Market:"



Seriously, though, how pathetic and silly must one be to start crying because they didn't win an award?  They got their feelings hurt because they didn't win a JFP "Best Of" award?  Seriously?  And they're pissed off enough to make a Facebook page to whine about it?  Do the idiots not realize that the "best of" is voted on by people who read JFP?  If more people had voted for them, they would have won.  They did not get enough votes.  Therefore, they lost.  Maybe they should get their subhuman white trash friends to put the pipe down and go vote for them.  Or maybe they just suck.

Losers.  Spoiled brats.  Over-indulged, self-entitled, crybaby bitches.  Fatherless animals that Mommy never told "No."  They just don't understand that they are not entitled to win awards.  Not entitled to make a nuisance of themselves in other folks' neighborhoods.  Not entitled to trash communities.  Not entitled to sell drugs.  Not entitled, period.

Regular readers of the DJT know that we hold a dim view of Donna Ladd and the JFP.  Like many people, we hold the JFP in such low regard that we really don't care what they think (unless, of course, they do something that threatens personal safety or intentionally hurts people).  That being said, who is so jealous, petty and pathetic that they form a Facebook page because some obscure, irrelevant drink special flyer didn't recognize their mad skills at white trashery?

48 comments:

  1. Don't know what to think about these losers, but DL is losing it on Twitter about them.

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  2. Also see the response Donna wrote at jfp.com.

    Honestly, at this point, I can't figure out what's most ridiculous: the tat monkeys fb page, Donnas response to it, or Mary Ann Kirby tripping over herself to kiss donna's ass.

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    1. I can assure you that my intention was not to kiss anyones ass. Our statement was issued to clearly separate Heather's TREE from the vile comments that had been made. I'm obligated to the organization in that way. Beyond that I have no dog in this fight.

      I'd love to meet you some time. You'll quickly see that "ass kisser" is not a phrase used to describe me.

      Mary Ann

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  3. It's a miracle Heather's Tree can raise 10 cents with Donna Ladd involved.

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  4. Before this is over Donna will have everyone agreeing with the tatoo monkeys. Mark.My.Words.

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  5. Why are these ink scarred societal rejects always dogging parlor market? Why the obsession?

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  6. So their panties are in a wad b/c (1) they hate a free weekly that(2) has awards voted on by the public and (3) they don't receive said awards from the weekly they hate.

    Wow...I think my IQ just dropped a couple points trying to figure out that circular logic. I'm thinking maybe they should stick to pressing play for a living.

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  7. @3:36--b/c they don't have the balls to dog on the Locker Room

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  8. Funny we don't recall the white trash pieces of shit complaining when the JFP printed a puff story promoting Club Volume and their Rave-meth-MDMA "music" earlier this month.

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  9. I'd pay money to see these guys cross the street from club volume and start calling everyone 'my nigga'. Over on their FB page they seem to think they invented the word

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  10. 5:44, just wait till JFP won't take their ad money now. I can see someone getting a talkin' to when the only paper in town that advertises music venues around here won't do business with them

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  11. Wes Avent is a pussy. Eric Luttrell is a washed up shit music groupie.

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  12. Looks like eric Luttrell is dating an illegal alien. She must need an anchor baby real bad to be fucking that piece of shit.

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    1. Whoever the fuck you are, GROW THE FUCK UP! You are a fine piece of shit to be calling out an innocent woman because you have a beef with her boyfriend. If you have issues with Eric, take it to him. I hope that statement made you feel so important and made you feel like a man. But we all know you are a coward and a pussy. BTW, the "illegal alien" you are referring to happens to be one of the sweetest and prettiest females I know.
      Best Regards,
      Stacey

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    2. Stacey,
      Who the hell are you telling anyone to "grow up" as far as Eric Lutrell is concerned "Who Cares" he and his "Gutter Slut" can live happily ever after! I'm pretty sure I've seen her in Tijuana as a co-star in a "donkey show" and from the sounds of it you probably have been "on the spittin end of a donkeys dick" once or twice as well. Sleep well ;-)

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  13. It's funny someone is bashing someone else for starting a shit talking page.. Hello, isn't that what THIS page is about also? To talk shit? The pot calling the kettle black don't ya think? Now whose white trash?? Join the rest of us white trash millionaires cuz you're doing the same exact thing were doing! No one gives two flying fucks about the Jackson free press awards.. If you're not winning money, or trophies, or any REAL recognition then the awards are pure SHIT.. So put that in YOUR pipe and smoke it since you like talking about smoking up and shit! That is all. Have a fantastic white trash day!

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  14. "ink scarred societal rejects"? My name is Ty. High school graduate, Eagle Scout, no criminal record of any sort, and I'm tattoo'd on over 60% of my body from what i'd estimate. Mostly everything I own is paid for in full. I work 3 days a week at an awesome job that allows me that privilege. I'm not a "societal reject" or "tat monkey" as some of you fine fellow Jacksonians put it. I don't even know half the people on that page. If I wore pants and long sleeve shirts everyday you wouldn't know I had a single tattoo. Getting tattoo is a permanent choice. That I agree upon. It in no way makes you a societal reject. your actions as a person do that. I've been in parlor market multiple times with friends that are just as tattoo'd as me or even more tattoo'd then I am. Never once has anyone gave us an evil eye. I know more then half the staff that works there and I know some of them that have tattoos. No wait that couldn't be....Parlor Market having "Ink scarred societal rejects" and "tat monkeys" working there? couldn't be. I know Nurses, Cops, Fireman, EMTS, and Doctors all with tattoos. You gonna look them in the face and say "I don't want you saving my life cause you got a tattoo!" of course not. All I'm saying don't judge all of us in Jackson with tattoos because a few idiots that may have a nautical star tattoo'd on their hip and have no home training get butt hurt over stupid newspaper. Most of Jackson doesn't give a shit that it exist, or doesn't even know it exist.

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  15. 12:25, this isn't a "shit talking" page. It's more like the sex offender registry, only we track thugs, criminals, meth heads, chip Matthews and a host of other diseases that threaten our community. Now scurry on back to rankin county before the probation officer starts looking for you.

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  16. Check out the jfp response. That douche bag Wes avant is trying to get Donna to interview him. Dude, youre a fucking bartender at shuckers, not a celebrity. People care even less about what you think than Donna Ladd. Now STFU and bring me a Heineken.

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    1. She had planned to interview him, but her interview of the fry cook at McDonald's took longer than she expected

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  17. Look at the va-jay-jays over there going "I'm sorry ms Ladd, forgive us ms Ladd, please don't spank us any more ms Ladd, please interview me ms Ladd." They wuz badasses for 5 minutes. Lmao

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  18. Now the pusses have closed down the page where you have to be tat trash approved to see it. Cockroaches.

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  19. Donna is irrelevant outside the yahh, yah, whatever, sisterhood that really doesn't respect her. She dreams of acceptance late in life. Unfortunately, JFP will continue to have to purchase influence to survive and hope, hope a lot, the news turns their way.

    I'm a bettin' gal and the dollars I spent learning and writing will never pay out. I just can't bring myself to sensationalize.

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    1. 10:13,

      Are you a graduate of Donna Ladd's "shut up and write" class ?
      If so, I would love to hear an insider's perspective on what she actually teaches.
      What all is involved w/ signing-up? How is her Initial class lecture ?. What is the average number of people enrolling in these "classes", ect .
      I thought anti-conservative sensationalism might be her primary focus.

      Thanks' for anything that you can tell us .

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  20. Real niggaz don't beg Donna for forgiveness.

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  21. King Edward Hotel

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  22. I can only can say these if you want to know who 's the best tattoo artist in Jackson metro area just compare ,
    I leave you guys my website address and facebook page, so you can really have a look on what tattoos should look like , there ain t no exuses around here !, I just keep it real , ...now ,,can you keep it real !!
    I don t need JFP to tell me who's the best around , what about you??

    www.ritualcustomtattoos.com
    www.ritualcustomtattoo.com
    www.inktl.nl
    http://www.facebook.com/diegobauzilatritualcustomtattoos

    please come take a look and compare !!

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    1. I don't have a problem with tattoo's, and this day and age, most people don't really care (well, there are tramp stamps, but that's different). But what's hilarious are all these people getting bent out of shape over opinions coming from a publication they admittedly despise and give no credit to. That's just a fun combination of irony and stupidity to sit back and watch.

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  23. I you think these people are trash then why stoop down to their level? Just makes you worse...but everybody knows lawyers are snakes anyway

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  24. I was excited to see an Anti-JFP page pop up on Facebook.

    Sadly Ladd used some fancy journalism words in front of Wes Avent and Ray Dowdy--defamation, libel and slander--thus silencing a spirited grass roots effort at JFP opposition.

    Now they've thrown themselves at the feet of the Queen of Internet Commentary offering a truce and begging for her mercy.

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  25. @946am, this is the same white trash that so desperately wants to be mainstreamed and set up a tat monkey pit in our front yard. Their antics are displayed here as a reminder of why they and their pimp Shit Matthews must be run out of downtown.

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  26. Wes Avent: "One. Thank you, Ms. Ladd, may I have another?"

    Ray Dowdy: "Two. Thank you, Ms. Ladd, may I have another?"

    Lmao. "Real niggas" my ass.

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  27. Wes Avent: "Three. Thank you, Ms. Ladd. May I have another?

    Four (starts crying). Thank you (sniffle) Ms. Ladd may I have another?"

    Donna: "Is this going to happen again, young Wesley?"

    Wes: "NO MA'AM!"

    "Ouch! Five. Thank you, Ms. Ladd, may I have another?"

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  28. (whip cracks)

    Donna: "What's your name, boy?"

    Wes: "Wes. Wes Avent."

    (whip cracks again)

    Donna: "What's your name boy?"

    Wes: "Wes. Wes Avent."

    (whip cracks again)

    Donna: "What's your name boy?"

    Wes: "Toby"

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  29. Where do I buy tickets? Hahaha! This is so entertaining it should cost money. That crazy SOB Wes Avent probably isn't far from done. From the outside looking in this is probably just one big joke he is playing to make everybody look dumb including himself. From reading and observing this guy he obviously doesn't care. JFP, Anti JFP (cant see the shit), and this site are more than likely fueling his entertainment. $1000 says him and JFP love it. Gives em both the light. God only knows what might be next for his crazy antics. Billboard maybe? I say charge! I'm gonna sit back and enjoy the show...only thing I can really say about it is that it is hard to bash a crazed person like him that doesn't care.

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  30. Remember Wes Avent works at Shuckers. Wes Avent works at Shuckers. Shuckers employs the bastard. Don't go to Shuckers because they employ this bastard.

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  31. Wes is not crazy. Wes is a spoiled brat with boundary and entitlement issues. A case study in what happens when sorry parents don't train their kids properly.

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  32. I find it amusing that all of y'all have something to say about Wes but you can't put your name on your post.

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  33. All a bunch of BIOTCHES

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  34. Be amused then but wus Avent still a crybaby bitch.

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  35. Wassup, my nigga.

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  36. Wes' sorry ass mama should have beat his ass when he was young and he wouldn't have turned out to be such a disrespectful little bitch.

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  37. I heard that after Donna spanked Wes Avent and ray dowdy's butts, she grounded them from the internets for 2 months. Is that true?

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  38. They also had to write 500 times "I am Donna Ladd's bitch" and "I will not turn red and giggle like a schoolgirl when LoriG says vagina."

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    1. The way she punked them and they came running saying "I'm sorry Miss Donna" was pretty funny. She got a laugh out of me that day.

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  39. why is there so much anger here? So you don't like Donna Ladd, you don't like Wes you seem to hate any person with tattoos. Seems like you people just have a whole lot of hate in you and thats not good for the soul. I pray for all of you because as you are judging (pretty harshley i might add) you will be judged too. And make no mistake, it will be just as harsh. Ya'll have a wonderful day and hopefully a pleasant too.

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