Intel says that white trash Wendy Ramage and slimeball Chip Matthews have a new plan to bring something skanky to downtown. The super secret plan appears to be to reopen the club under a different name. Those dumbass downtown residents will never figure it out. Score!
I never thought it would be that easy to get rid of Chip and Wendy. White trash is like herpes. Damn near impossible to get rid of it.
Lock and load.