Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Dirty White Boy at it again
DJT has learned that Benjamin "Benji" Boyd, aka Dirty White Boy, had another barn-burning hell raiser recently.
DWB was allegedly minding his own business on his Millsaps Building rooftop party palace when evildoers attempted to interfere with his use of the property. By "minding his own business," we mean that he was blasting his shitty music so loud at 3am that it could be heard inside nearby residences. It seems DWB didn't learn anything from his last trip to jail for disorderly conduct, except maybe how to keep the police off the roof.
Officers from JPD tried to access DWB's rooftop compound but were unable to gain access. Yes, you read that correctly. Dirty White Boy has secured his apartment so that police officers cannot access it.
As previously reported, DWB rents his Millsaps party hole from Jackson vascular surgeon Dr. Raju and property manager Henry Michel of the J. Walter Michel Agency.
DJT is still investigating this incident and will report details as they emerge. In the meantime, ponder this:
1. Why have Dr. Raju and Henry Michel allowed Dirty White Boy to occupy the rooftop in such a way that it cannot be accessed by JPD?
2. Do Dr. Raju and Henry Michel have so little regard for police officers trying to do their job that they allow this secure fortress at The Millsaps Building?
3. Why are Dr. Raju and Henry Michel renting to this wild animal who cannot self-regulate his behavior to civilized standards?
As we said before, Dr. Raju and Henry Michel are the best friends a dirtbag could have.
Posted by Curt Crowley at 10:04 AM