Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Jackson City Council Tells Occupy Jackson Trash to Come Back Later

The unemployed butt monkeys from Occupy Jackson showed up at the Jackson City Council meeting to demand that they be allowed to turn Smith Park into a makeshift campground for 3 months.

The City of Jackson previously granted a permit to Occupy Jackson that allowed them to publicly make fools of themselves protest in Smith Park.  The permit, however, stopped short of Occupy Jackson's demand to invade and permanently take over Smith Park 24 hours a day for two-and-a-half months.  Even though Mayor Johnson's office made reasonable accommodations to the protestors, they were still not satisfied.  The entitled little princesses pitched a fit and filed an "appeal" of the permit decision to the City Council.

As reported by the Clarion-Ledger, a procedural error resulted in the appeal not being properly placed on the agenda.  Ward 2 Councilman Chokwe Lumumba asked that the Council hear the appeal as an "emergency" matter (Lumumba didn't specify what part of Occupy Jackson's little tantrum constituted an emergency).  Thankfully, Ward 1 Councilman Quentin Whitwell objected to the motion.  Because emergency matters require a unanimous vote, Whitwell's objection prevented the appeal from being heard.  The Council rescheduled the hearing for Monday.

Occupy Jackson motormouth spokesperson Chelsea McDonald lied her ass off tried her best to spin that the protesters were neat and tidy in the park.  McDonald, who is from Rankin County, told WAPT,
All of our stuff is picked up and moved out, and we clean up around it. We have our recycling bins that we use. We dump all the trash ourselves.
Oh really?  Well how about this pile of shit stacked up on our sidewalk:

Is this Ms. McDonald's idea of picking things up and cleaning?  Tell you what Sweety, why don't you go pile all this crap on a sidewalk in Brandon (you know, where you're from)?  Hint:  Taking a bucket seat out of a car and using it as lawn furniture may be perfectly acceptable in Rankin County, but we consider it a bit "uncultured" over here.

The DJT is sure the Occupy Jackson Trash will be back whining and crying at the Council meeting on Monday.  We appreciate Councilman Whitwell's efforts to eradicate these pests from downtown, and pray that he continues to do so.


  1. Dude, you ROCK. Pour it on and keep telling the truth. My favorite parts are the line-throughs.

  2. Curt is closing on JJ. Look at the traffic since Oct. 25. 42,000 HITS.

  3. Don't be such a hater