If bullshit was a controlled substance, Chip Matthews would sell it by the gram. (h/t Vanilla Ice).
After mysteriously closing a few weeks ago, the Fire sewer Club looks like its ready to reopen. But it's not the old Fire. Apparently it's the "all new Fire." Chip Matthews announced today that a new show was coming to the bar he doesn't (wink, wink) own:
The Sultan of Slime already has shows planned for two more dates after that. The DJT welcomes the "new" FIRE to downtown, though we question what is "new" about it. It appears to be the same skank hangout its always been. And, of course, the "new" FIRE has Chip Matthews ass-deep in the operation, just like the old FIRE. What, exactly, has changed?
Looks like some more Chip Matthews shady bullshit to us. At any rate, we're sure the old/new FIRE will make a positive contribution to the community.